Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker

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  1. NorthernStar

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    Both Derek Jeter & John Rocker have been claimed to be pretty big, but who swings the biggest bat?
     
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    john rocker only has 23 career home runs, which jeter beats in a single season.... so i'm gonna say jeter..... ooooooh who has a bigger cock? i wonder...
     
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    Derek Jeter wins very easily looks-wise, but I've never been able to see him as having a very big dick. So I guess I'd have to go with John Rocker.
     
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    John Rocker is retired, but his "bat" is definitely bigger than Derek whatshisname, because Rocker is very famous for his huge cock and I've never heard of Derek. Since I have a Guide to celebrity monster cocks, I would remember Derek if he had a decent bat.

    Also John Rocker is still swinging his bat, figuratively speaking, on the internet with his provocative rants about gays, blacks, "white trash", etc. He has a reputation as an outspoken bigot, but I find his writing amusing and refreshing in our politically correct society. Rocker has been on TV, in movies, etc., so he has transcended his sports celebrity to become a real minor celebrity with lots of character.
     
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    ... and a lack of character, too.
     
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    krispdx, you are playing with words, which I enjoy. You are using "character" to refer to Rocker's morals and bad reputation, whereas I used the word to refer to his entertaining and distinctive show biz personality. He's like Groucho Marx, W.C. Fields, Frank Zappa and others who are amusingly irreverent and cannot be taken very seriously.

    I believe most people have been "educated" (i.e. brainwashed) by the school system to react with ANGER! to any displays of racialism, sexism, etc. Frankly, I'm never offended by racist or sexist comments. They're usually incorrect. However, I am very offended by knee-jerk anger from brain-washed shit-heads. It always reminds me of the old Hindu saying, which translates as, "When anger comes, wisdom goes."
     
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    Hey, LoneWolf10, I don't disagree with anything you said. As a matter of fact, racist comments piss me off to no end, and at the same time I'm working on being present and aware of negative emotions like anger when they arise.

    Thanks for your follow-up comment. Good to get a chance to talk this morning.
     
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    rocker has a black girlfriend how racist can he be? prob like russ limpballs all mouth keeps his face in the media.
     
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    how racist can he be, because he has a black girlfriend? wow that might be the most ignorant thing i've ever heard... I have black friends, does that mean i go around calling them the N-word?

    this is one of many racist john rocker quotes about NYC, judge for yourself how racist he is:

    "It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark, looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing."

    and

    "The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?"
     
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    Yeah, racism can be as vague or specific as you choose it to be. There are also minorities who are racist. Anti-semetic(sp?) and what not.

    My whole family is basically racist, it made for quite a difficult growing up.

    BTW, I think we'll never know how big John Rocker really is unless by some miracle act, someone gets a decent crotch shot of him or his "black" girlfriend gets mad and posts up his nudes on Revenge.com.
     

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    Well, I don't know how long this pic's been around, but...BLAM!!!
     
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    uhhh.......huh. You find bigotry in most of its forms (including self-hating) to be "refreshing?" No more words.
     
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    Looks like Rocker is packing a decent sized bulge, anyone got any pix of Jeter or other pix of Rocker?
     
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    john rocker does not have an attractive face... and i have nothing against transgender people, but his girlfriend kinda looks like a man...... and by kinda i mean a lot, i don't find that much muscle definition attractive on females.
     
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