Describe-a-dick

[D_Raynor Scheiniglans]

Hey.

was thinkin of a scale to classify what kinda dick a guy has for comparison purposes. thought it would be fun to post it and see what everybody's got.

for Length
1) stubby, 2) short, 3) average, 4) long, 5) horse............

for Girth
1) pencil, 2) thin, 3) average, 4) thick, 5) sausage........

for Head
1) pointy, 2) acorn, 3) helmet, 4) mushroom, 5) Knob........

so, i'd say what i got is a Short, Thick, with an Acorn.

what do you guys have?

 

[ben987]

i'd say i have an average, thin, mushroom

 

[B_smallpenis22]

average length, thin girth, helmet head

and id say for balls it could go like this

1) peanuts 2) chestnuts 3) ping pong balls 4) golf balls 5) tennis balls

mine are peanuts

 

[long legs]

short,average,mushroom,chestnuts,cut

 

[busiboy22]

I'd say I'm average length, thin girth, and mushroom head. PM me if you guys wanna compare or chat some more : )

 

[Ric1]

average, thick, mushroom and ping pong
agree?

 

[D_Saleth Scruffytrim]

Horse Sausage with a helmet.

 

[Coolhunter]

Horse Sausage with a helmet.

a top dick Mac2003

 

[B_Jules7]

Long, Thick, Helmet, Ping-pong balls

 

[yomero]

guess I'm longish, average, helmet, ping pong

 

[D_Melvern Nutter]

for Length
3) average

for Girth
4) rather thick

for Head
Guess one of those 2 options;
3) helmet, 4) mushroom

And it's in good proportions also!

 

[nmf9in]

Hey.

was thinkin of a scale to classify what kinda dick a guy has for comparison purposes. thought it would be fun to post it and see what everybody's got.

for Length
1) stubby, 2) short, 3) average, 4) long, 5) horse............

for Girth
1) pencil, 2) thin, 3) average, 4) thick, 5) sausage........

for Head
1) pointy, 2) acorn, 3) helmet, 4) mushroom, 5) Knob........

so, i'd say what i got is a Short, Thick, with an Acorn.

what do you guys have?

I think 4) long
4+) thick
4) mushroom or 5) knob (doorknob?)-can't decide.......

 

[flaboy420]

long thick helmet thats what i think i have

 

[shaved7]

i would say average-long, thick, mushroom, golf balls

 

[D_T_Watt]

Hey.

was thinkin of a scale to classify what kinda dick a guy has for comparison purposes. thought it would be fun to post it and see what everybody's got.

for Length
1) stubby, 2) short, 3) average, 4) long, 5) horse............

for Girth
1) pencil, 2) thin, 3) average, 4) thick, 5) sausage........

for Head
1) pointy, 2) acorn, 3) helmet, 4) mushroom, 5) Knob........

so, i'd say what i got is a Short, Thick, with an Acorn.

what do you guys have?

Horse, Sausage, Knob.