Describe-a-dick

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  1. D_Raynor Scheiniglans

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    Hey.

    was thinkin of a scale to classify what kinda dick a guy has for comparison purposes. thought it would be fun to post it and see what everybody's got.

    for Length
    1) stubby, 2) short, 3) average, 4) long, 5) horse............

    for Girth
    1) pencil, 2) thin, 3) average, 4) thick, 5) sausage........

    for Head
    1) pointy, 2) acorn, 3) helmet, 4) mushroom, 5) Knob........

    so, i'd say what i got is a Short, Thick, with an Acorn.

    what do you guys have?
     
  2. ben987

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    i'd say i have an average, thin, mushroom :)
     
  3. B_smallpenis22

    B_smallpenis22 New Member

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    average length, thin girth, helmet head

    and id say for balls it could go like this

    1) peanuts 2) chestnuts 3) ping pong balls 4) golf balls 5) tennis balls

    mine are peanuts
     
  4. long legs

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    short,average,mushroom,chestnuts,cut
     
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    I'd say I'm average length, thin girth, and mushroom head. PM me if you guys wanna compare or chat some more : )
     
  6. Ric1

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    average, thick, mushroom and ping pong
    agree?
     
  7. D_Saleth Scruffytrim

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    Horse Sausage with a helmet.
     
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    a top dick Mac2003
     
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    Long, Thick, Helmet, Ping-pong balls
     
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    guess I'm longish, average, helmet, ping pong
     
  11. D_Melvern Nutter

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    for Length
    3) average

    for Girth
    4) rather thick

    for Head
    Guess one of those 2 options;
    3) helmet, 4) mushroom

    And it's in good proportions also!
     
  12. nmf9in

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    I think 4) long
    4+) thick
    4) mushroom or 5) knob (doorknob?)-can't decide.......
     
  13. flaboy420

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    long thick helmet thats what i think i have
     
  14. shaved7

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    i would say average-long, thick, mushroom, golf balls
     
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    Horse, Sausage, Knob.
     
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