Devirginize my asshole!
Take my cherry!
Break my jaw!
Is that real?
Holy fuckin shit!
Can you selfsuck?
Priapus is jealous!
Half-horse, much?
Makes breeders gay!
Makes lesbians straight!
Are you Seabiscuit?
Mobile Smurf Motel!
But seriously... if I only used one word for every 3 inches of length, I'd have to do it as more than one post.