describe the most weird place you j/o in

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  1. wild_boy

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    Ever got to jerk off outside your room or a toilet room? Share it with us! :)

    I don't have the courage (yet) to do it in public places but do have couple of nice places..

    While in the army, age of 19, I was posted alone to guard a watch tower. Six hours, from 10 PM to 4 AM. For about three hours I just rubbed my cock through the uniform, hands in pockets, because the officer might suddently show up. I didn't intend to cum, just wanted to keep myself awake but eventually the orgazm just came and sperm filled my underwear, spilling on my leg all the way down to the socks. Luckily when I got back to my tent everyone was asleep so I could clean myself and put clean underwear unnoticed. :rolleyes:

    Few years later, when I was around 23 I sat in public toilets in some shopping center, minding my own business when I suddently noticed a small hole in the wall, not enough for cock or even finger just to view) that was in the perfect place to see the toilet seat in the next chamber. Guess what? Through the hole I saw hard cock, stroked slowly! It wasn't big or very nice but still it made me really horny.. my cock jumped to erection in matter of seconds and I started stroking it too, faster than the other guy. He was probably watching me because he looked really aroused and increased his own pace..
    I jerked off knowing he's watching me and finally shot my load through the hole. Didn't see where it landed but I stood afterwards with my ass against the hole and soon felt hot sperm landing on it. Pity the hole was so small but even so, it was great fun. :biggrin1:
     
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    In an airplane while in flight. Woods. Bars. Toilets. My car. Rest Stops. Beach. Bunch of others... I'll add more when I think of something good.
    Dude, Just go jack off where you want to.
     
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    Seventh grade Spanish class through my pants to orgasm.

    It wasn't because I was a voyeur or anything, I was just incredibly bored. Also, half the class faced the other half in this classroom :biggrin1:
     
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    Airplane you mean in the toilet room? Or while in your sit when everyone were asleep?

    I once tried jacking off in airplane toilet room but it just didn't work.. will give this another shot (literally ;)) again sometime.
     
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    What do you mean "faced the other half"?
    In 7th grade I just started to discover my sexuality, still didn't really think of jerking off though heard of others doing it.
     
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    Jees... I have plenty:
    4 years ago when I was still in school, I j/o in history class. also, I did it in the neighborhood park, the beach (when it was pretty crowded), bus, bus stop and probably some more that I can't remember. :biggrin1:
     
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    crowded beach sounds hot... did you do it in front of people or in your pants so nobody could really see?
     
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    3 or 4 times while driving, in a sauna (many times) and it a steam room (again, many times), a locker room, on the grounds of a yacht club I worked at when I was 23 with a full moon, in my car at a park, of course in the john at a job at a factory & more places that I don't even remember right now...I used to jack-off a LOT. 4 times a day, then like once week like 6 times that day...made to 8 times in one a few times, with no days off on either side of that day by the way, keeping my usual schedule going. Never a day off. If I was dating a girl, I'd slow down, but still get in at least once a day and save the rest for sex with her. One of G/F would say "what took so long after we went to the gyn together and then went to the lockerooms! She'd be waiting for me. Well now you know what I was doing. I was still horny! Hormones, eh?
     
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    Knees bent, and as close as you can get to the far end. that's all it takes.
     
  10. wild_boy

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    impressive, man!
    where did all the cum go? sounds like you needed to replace 3-4 underwears every day.. :tongue:
     
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    I have j/o at a few weird places,but there is one in particular i want to share - I worked part time in a video store during my whole highschool career. Tuesdays and Thursdays after school and some weekends. They stocked hardcore porn movies kept in 'the redfile' which only certain customers knew about. So during the weekday shifts it was quiet at the start of the shift, so i would then pop in the video and sit behind the counter watching the TV above me against the wall (which no one coming in could see) I would then rub one out and come in my pants, go to the bathroom and clean-up. Nearly got caught on quite a few occasions, but i suppose that was part of the whole thrill!
     
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    On the Concorde, in the bathroom. There's something about Supersonic jizzm:biggrin1:
     
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    I could never have done it that often!! Obviously you are a super stud. From your photos, that should not be surprising. If I had attempted it that often, I'd have worn the skin off of my penis while attempting to get off.
     
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    Like I said, "I USED to"...at age 53, I might j/o 5 or 6 times a month. My hormones where like that into my 40's. I am glad I don't have wake up and jerk off EVERY DAY, take a j/o break during the day, do it before bed and again in the middle of the night. Thats a lotta lotion too! I don't miss it at all.
     
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