Describe the worst oral sex you have received

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  1. DonJuanDeShenzhen

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    Actually, it was a woman. She was godawful. It's like she was gnawing on me. She wasn't a good lover overall, but she was a great fister, so it worked out in that sense. Still, as usual, her sex drive was much lower than mine. We didn't last very long.
     
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    Occasionally you get a "I don't really like doing this but I guess I'm supposed to" blow job from somebody that really doesn't like doing it but feels like they have to. Those suck.

    CalBoy
     
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    Tucker Max, in his blog, and book, describes a woman vomiting on him. I suppose that would ruin my night and week.

    I've had a couple where the partner wasn't comfy and started to use teeth.
     
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    Yeah, I've had issues with women practically chewing on my dick, juuuuuust a little painful...
     
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    I had a guy who passed wind while he was giving me oral

    That was pretty much a turn off.
     
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    i've never had bad oral, but there are some things men can work on... like routine shaving. there's nothing worst than receiving oral with a rough sandpaper texture scraping against your cunt. that shit burns!
     
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    I've never been told to soften the beard...but rough sandy faces on guys is a turn on...with the right guy.
     
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    :rofl:

    I have a scruffy face.:biggrin1:
     
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    The worst was from a girl who lowered her open mouth onto my cock, then very lightly tightened her lips around it, then slowly moved her head up and down. No passion. No tongue. No spit. Nothing. It was like she was afraid for any part of her -- save the tiniest possible amount of lip -- to touch it. I pulled her off, switched positions and jacked off while going down on her. It was better to jack off than get a shitty bj.
     
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    i do find stubble attractive, but it really depends on the length of the stubble. i can stand it if it's just a few days old. however, if a razor hasn't touched a man's face in weeks it'll have give off that rubbing sandpaper feel and that's not good.


    you'll need to shave it when i have my way with you :cool:
     
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    LOLz
     
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    The worst oral was actually done by a woman. She was chewing on me!!!
    I had to tell her "for fuck's sake, it's not a chew toy!"
     
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    I would have to say the time a woman tried to deep throat... and couldn't quite pull it off... gagged and puked in my lap.
    I really couldn't believe what I was seeing/feeling... and she was just happy that I was laughing too hard to be disgusted.
     
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    I can't "top" that story... :02:
     
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    I honestly can't remember receiving "bad oral". There are various levels of skill and technique obvioulsy but can't recall anything I would label bad. But I also don't mind teeth a little pain here and there so call me crazy.
     
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    The guy who bit so hard he almost drew blood and left me with swollen pussy flaps wasnt the best time ive ever had
     
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