Describe your perfect porn scenario.

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  1. blakobra8

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    I'm horny.

    This is more a "fictitious story", but fuck that board. [well i got moved anyway]


    If I could masturbate to any porn right now, it would be a hand held, amateur, mmf threesome with two attractive, non-skeezy, bisexual men who passionately ravage a pretty, but un-pornstar-like young woman.
    They are in a nice apartment living room, not a soundstage.
    They are awkward and good humored, none of that "oh baby I want ure giant c0k in my tight little pussy", and enthusiastically switch partners (mmf, mf, mm). Of course, the woman would be brought to many bucking orgasms, and her when her pussy juice collected in a white pool around one guy's cock, the other would pull him out and lick it clean.
    The men would double penetrate her, switching between the holes (with a brief cleaning before going from ass to pussy, because that is just unhygenic) until both had filled her with cum.
    Exhausted, they would get on their knees while she rested with her ass in the air, and lick and suck their cum out of her holes.

    :)

    what's yours?
     
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  2. Wiseman

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    I'd love to see a porn with a small girl and a big cock, and the girl has to fist herself to prepare for the cock instead of the other way around.
     
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    Jay sin is getting close. If he were to mix deep anal abyss with futunaria, brutal dildos, and hugestraponlesbians, this makes for what porn perfection would be for me, and only use the hottest models.
     
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    A girl's at home, get's a knock on the door.

    She opens the door and a man says Pizza Man

    Then she says But I didn't order any pizza

    Then he says it's okay I don't have any pizza

    The she ways Why are you here?

    The he says nothing and they start having wild sex for no reason.


    Can't beat the Classics:

    Fireman running in to put out the fire
    Plumber here to work on your plumbing
    Cop saying your under arrest, arrest for being to HOT
     
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    Hmmm, sound like you want a saussage pizza to be put on the menu?
     
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    Ocmusclejock and bouncerbear naked on their hands and knees. SpoiledPrincess is wearing black boots, black corset, and black riding crop. She spanks both of them soundly. Then, she tops them while wearing a 10" strap-on. She alternates between them, and they beg her not to stop.
     
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    OMG!!! I can't believe you said that!!!! only 10"...sigh... Hootie you know i want bigger!! ;)
     
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    Ssssh baby that is supposed to be a secret. Now, they're all ordering the 18" strap-ons, and will flood your mailbox with photos. He is just so naive about the net.


     
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    1. First and foremost, the girl has to be really good looking from the face. A pretty face with a hint of cuteness. Long hair is preferred in most cases, but some chicks like Jeanne Fine can pull of short hair cause shes got everything else.
    Ethnicity doesnt really matter but I have been on this Asian kick lately. Fine is fine no matter the race, but they have to have the following:

    2.Banging body: This varies because it depends what I am in the mood for. Sometimes I like them volumptiuous with a hint of thinkness, like the car show models, sometimes thinner and fit with abs. I do not like them skinny where they look like they need to eat something or they will die, or skinny where they no longer look like women. That is gross and a turn off.

    3. Stripper heels, on the whole time. With a pretty pedicure, like French tip on clear nail. This alone can make up for the face. She could also wear an anklet. Or an anklet and no heels. It varies, but a little goes a long way.

    4. Non-scenario porn. Just fuck and get to the scene, I dont need a plot.

    5. The guy should look at least half way decent. Not so much because I like to look at him, but so that his ugliness doent become a distraction.

    6. The guy should be hung, but not exaggerated. Nothing pissing me off then watching a guy that "has no buisness in porn", if you get what I mean. A Peter North is just about right. A mandingo become more about his dick than the girl he is fucking. I still want to focus on the girl.

    7. Blow job scene. I like when the guy is sitting on a couch or laying back on a bed and the girl sucks him from the side. This does a few things.
    - You really get to see the full length of the penis get worked.
    - Its the angle I like best when getting a blow job myself.
    - In this angle, you dont really see the guy's face and focus on the girl sucking.
    - I get to see her whole body and her heels in this postion.

    8. The rest varies but I do like a good doggy scene showing the heels. Or when her legs are up, like in a missionaly type, but the heels show. I also like the shot where she rides him, or the girl on top position with the camera showing her ass, and a big dick separates her pussy. I like to see how the pussy clings on to the dick on the out thrust.

    9. I like her to make a lot of sex noise and sound sexy doing it. Also, she must show enthusiasm.

    10. Not really into anal, ATM, or anything with the ass.

    11. At the end, and this is important, I like it when the girl can make the guy cum by her blowing him and/ or jerking him off. I dont like it when the guy has to jerk himself off. I also like facials or cumming in her mouth, then her spitting it out to show that she took that cum like a champ!

    12. I aslo like watching FFM threesomes, same rules apply.

    13. Oh man, I almost forgot, No condoms. I HATE PORN WITH CONDOMS. Porn is fantasy. I real life I have to wear them. I am paying for fantasy.
     
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    Oh, side note, i will watch other things too, but the list mentioned above is the perfect scene to me.
     
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    I agree about the condoms. In terms of the guy finnishing, facials are good, but I really like watching a guy pull out and cum on her ass, or pull out and quickly cum in her mouth. I hate when he "finishes" with her pussy or ass, and then stands in front of her for another 5 minutes while she waits for him to cum on her face. Seems so contrived.

    Oh, and nothing is hotter than a chick who really enjoys sucking her juice off of the cock that was just in her.:rolleyes:
     
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    awesome descriptions if u got any porn links that are like that send them my way!

     
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    Well, the problem is that I dont always get all of that in one scene. I would still be happy with most of that. Rememeber, we are talking fantasy. I have my own porn stash. Every scene has elements of these things, but not all. So if anyone has links to the aboved mentioned, please share. :biggrin1:
     
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