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bumping a thread in which no vegetables are mentioned.

ffs!

Thanks. I had missed this one and it's super.

It's interesting to me that my partners by and large never masturbate. I wonder why that is. I know some people may insist they do it on the sly but I'm pretty sure they don't.

Oh yeah, and I forgot to add: dolfette how BIG those boobies?!?!!
 
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1 Get spirit level from toolbox.

2 Place ontop of washing machine.

3 Adjust washing machine feet until bubble in spirit level is off by 50%.

4 Gather various bits of laundry and place into machine.

5 Set off on economy wash.

6 Wait for rinse and fast spin cycle 1400 rpm

7 Mmmmmmmmmm :smile:
 

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1 Get spirit level from toolbox.

2 Place ontop of washing machine.

3 Adjust washing machine feet until bubble in spirit level is off by 50%.

4 Gather various bits of laundry and place into machine.

5 Set off on economy wash.

6 Wait for rinse and fast spin cycle 1400 rpm

7 Mmmmmmmmmm :smile:

Hahahaha! Multi-tasking at it's finest!

Awesome stuff!
 

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Your machine does 1400rpm?? I have a top-of-the-line German machine and it only does 1100

*ripped off*

Yeah it does 1400 rpm, Managers Special from Curry's only £250. Bargain and so much fun doing the washing. :wink: