(for those of you not in the U.S. "Desperate Housewives" is a very popular TV show...(drama/comedy/fantasy/fluff) I was on the floor tonight- did anyone else catch it? (how to explain the convuluted plot?) One of the characters- a former model, hotty... got drunk, fell asleep with a young man (his history is VERY convoluted). He was 'alleging' that the two of them had fallen asleep AND had sex. So she 'sicked' her ex (a hot, robust latin man) to go 'scare off' the young man ("Zac"). As the latin man was at the urinal (to tell off the young man) he leaned over to say something, glanced down and all but fainted! He later told the hotty that she WOULD HAVE KNOWN if she had slept with the young man... then pointed to a HUGE salami over head (they were in a pizza restaurant..). Now it seems the 'hotty' sees the young man (he is a millionare, don't ask) in a whole new light... "little zachary...who knew?"