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Has anyone had a lockdown dick accident? Post them here. Even if you just heard about them second hand. Even if it didn't happen during lockdown. Feel free to just make stuff up - I won't be coming to your house to check. If you have genuinely had a serious dick accident, and it's no laughing matter, then I promise not to laugh.
 

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We are very protective of our favourite body part!
The only accidental thing that happens with me is when I'm wearing pyjamas around the flat my dick has a habit of finding freedom.
Sometimes I'm unaware it's happened and when a warm dick unexpectedly touches a cold surface it can be startling. :eek:
I haven't had any serious consequences so far...
 

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During the lockdown, I flitted between horny desperation based on a lack of human touch and a lowered sex drive due to the omnipresence of pandemic induced death.

And money worries for the latter, freelancing in a pandemic isn't fun.
 
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We are very protective of our favourite body part!
The only accidental thing that happens with me is when I'm wearing pyjamas around the flat my dick has a habit of finding freedom.
Sometimes I'm unaware it's happened and when a warm dick unexpectedly touches a cold surface it can be startling. :eek:
I haven't had any serious consequences so far...


have an intense desire to become flatmates with Yorkie and Vince

ps
why is it that LPSG Members,make more philosophical sense,than any global politicians
not even talking dick,re that
 
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I had one. I accidentally got Paralytic, honestly not entirely my fault. And this is the only time this has happened in my life but i pissed on the bedroom floor and became homeless and no longer loved.
 
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Oh what? Surely your joking
Im afraid not. My drink was laced with extra vodka. Apparently i said some nasty shit too that i didnt mean and have no recolection of. I suspected she was gonna dump me anyway just didnt expect her to be so cruel about it.
 

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This was a few years prior to the pandemic, but a young lady who thought herself an acrobat attempted to reverse her cowboy while still in the saddle, so to speak. She had amazing kegels with a grip that otherwise would have been pleasurable. Not at that time, however.

We took a pause in the festivities while I garnered apologies.
 

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This was a few years prior to the pandemic, but a young lady who thought herself an acrobat attempted to reverse her cowboy while still in the saddle, so to speak. She had amazing kegels with a grip that otherwise would have been pleasurable. Not at that time, however.

We took a pause in the festivities while I garnered apologies.
Was that the last rodeo? :)