That man is so evil that he probably has to have a "bag attachment" in order urinate without fire roaring out his body -- that is a fire extinguisher attached to his dick.
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My money is on big balls and him being a shower, not a grower. He might be a fat 6.5" or 7". Either way he is too heinous and evil for me to even think about in a sexual way. 
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Not true, dear Paulson.
This pic proves that Cheney is gay, and has a hard-on for his cook. Who can blame him? Lots of cooks are very attractive. Maybe he goes for the slightly chubby ones, too.
Be kind to our brother Dick. Maybe this was his first real experience of being attracted to another human being.
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It could be argued that you need a huge cock to be able to screw an entire nation...
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Damn, Nick.....you beat me to it......my thoughts exactly
He's (I can't even make myself type his name) gross.....
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But, Mr. Paulson.....as it has been said before......
Regarding yours......:hail:
Regarding yours......:hail:
I had the REALLY f*cking unfortunate experience of walking into the bathroom when my grandpa was getting out of the shower 20 years ago and I'm STILL scarred by it!
I thought he had a flesh colored christmas stocking hangin between his legs....since it was all hanging around his knees...UUUGGHHH! I have 2 things to say about this thread...
1 - Most disgusting EVER!!!
2 - Don't let DC's gun go off in your face...I think we all know how THAT turned out for our pheasant hunting VP! OUCH!!
I thought he had a flesh colored christmas stocking hangin between his legs....since it was all hanging around his knees...UUUGGHHH! I have 2 things to say about this thread...
1 - Most disgusting EVER!!!
2 - Don't let DC's gun go off in your face...I think we all know how THAT turned out for our pheasant hunting VP! OUCH!!
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When I was a about 10 or 11, sometimes I overnighted with my 80 y/o
great uncle and his wife at his country farm house. I loved to stay with
them because she was such a great cook (man, could she cook!!!) and
he told great ghost stories and war stories, His father had been a 16 y/o
soldier in the "War Between the States" (the US "Civil War" 1861-1865)
and told him stories about the war when he was a small child.
My uncle would sit in his rocking chair on the porch, with a hunting dog
across his lap and playing with his long ears, blowing smoke rings with his
cigar and then he would lay back in the chair....his faded blue and watery
eyes seeing things in his distant childhood that were long gone....and then
would he would start repeating his father's war stories.
One day, he came out on the porch and sat on the edge of the porch. I
had been playing underneath the porch. I saw his bare legs hanging over
the edge of the porch floor, and thought I would sneak up and grab his
feet and say Boo! At the time I didn't know that he was nude since all I
saw was his legs. As I got closer to his legs, I noticed a long tan looking
sack that looked like it was made of chamois and filedl with what looked like
a lot of marbles. At first I thought it was my marble bag, but realized it was
too large and not dirty enough to be mine. It was dark under the porch, but
as I got closer I noticed that the sack was about 6+" long, was full of wrinkles
and had some hair all over it. When I crawled out I realized that what I had
been looking at was my great uncle's huge and low hanging scrotum and balls.
I had never seen anything so ugly before and hope I never do again. I ran to
the barn and got sick.
Garth33, it's taken me a lifetime to forget that awful day...why did you
have to remind?
great uncle and his wife at his country farm house. I loved to stay with
them because she was such a great cook (man, could she cook!!!) and
he told great ghost stories and war stories, His father had been a 16 y/o
soldier in the "War Between the States" (the US "Civil War" 1861-1865)
and told him stories about the war when he was a small child.
My uncle would sit in his rocking chair on the porch, with a hunting dog
across his lap and playing with his long ears, blowing smoke rings with his
cigar and then he would lay back in the chair....his faded blue and watery
eyes seeing things in his distant childhood that were long gone....and then
would he would start repeating his father's war stories.
One day, he came out on the porch and sat on the edge of the porch. I
had been playing underneath the porch. I saw his bare legs hanging over
the edge of the porch floor, and thought I would sneak up and grab his
feet and say Boo! At the time I didn't know that he was nude since all I
saw was his legs. As I got closer to his legs, I noticed a long tan looking
sack that looked like it was made of chamois and filedl with what looked like
a lot of marbles. At first I thought it was my marble bag, but realized it was
too large and not dirty enough to be mine. It was dark under the porch, but
as I got closer I noticed that the sack was about 6+" long, was full of wrinkles
and had some hair all over it. When I crawled out I realized that what I had
been looking at was my great uncle's huge and low hanging scrotum and balls.
I had never seen anything so ugly before and hope I never do again. I ran to
the barn and got sick.
Garth33, it's taken me a lifetime to forget that awful day...why did you
have to remind?
bigdicksarebest
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I bet Darth Vader and Hitler had huge cocks also...
I guess that was part of the package of selling your soul to the devil.
I guess that was part of the package of selling your soul to the devil.
B_frednethel
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For the record, I'm not in favor of hanging horses.
Me, either. But Cheney, yes: for what he's done to destroy civilisation as we know it.
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Anyone have crotch pics or speculation? All I can say is that I'm guessing he has a big pair of balls.
