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When does a cock become a dong? According to some sizequeens on another forum, a dick is small, a cock is not small ( average to largish I think), and a dong is..well, they never really said but I'm assuming, very big or huge. Someone whose username had dong in it had his picture rated and got a few women saying " that is definitely not a dong". Yes, harsh women indeed. :eek::tongue:

At what size point would you call someone's cock a dong? 8.5" upwards?
 

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I use cock pretty universally. If I'm distinguishing size...

I'd probably say "weiner" or "pito" when I'm talking small

"Dick" as average or the universal "cock"

When it gets to bigger sizes, that's when the creative words come out.

Pecker, willy, tallywhacker, pinga, verga, dong, tool, slab...etc.
 

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"Dong" is the name of Viet Nam's currency.

A friend of mine and I used to laugh our asses off substituting "dong" into common phrases about money or dollars.

For example:

"Put your dong where your mouth is."

and

"Will work for dong."
 

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tuber, pants prong, night stick, cattle catcher, lap lance, pelvis pole, condom catapult, Coknan the destroyer, D-cel discharger, pelvic panovision, WMD= Whatta Massive Dick, pop bottle pong paddle, and short round "Indy look!"


you have a great way with aliteration there lorne! :rolleyes:

I usually only use dong as a funny term, but yes, it does conotate to me a huge penis.

to me dick is something you have growing up, and cock is what it grows into. men have cocks...big or small. and someone mentioned schlong earlier. well schlong to me means a big cock. so does monster, bullcock, horsedick, bighog...
 

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I always prefer "vein-laden meat pipe" or "purple-headed yogurt-slinger" or of course, "raging manstaff".

Back to the original subject, I guess I always use cock when it's in a sexual setting ("I love it when you suck my cock like that") and dick when it's more just a generic setting ("That girl just can't get enough dick."). Dong is reserved for when I'm just trying to be funny.
 

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you have a great way with aliteration there lorne! :rolleyes:

I usually only use dong as a funny term, but yes, it does conotate to me a huge penis.

to me dick is something you have growing up, and cock is what it grows into. men have cocks...big or small. and someone mentioned schlong earlier. well schlong to me means a big cock. so does monster, bullcock, horsedick, bighog...



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dong is definitely more of a funny term, and reserved for big dicks - there is also something kind of vulgar about it, in addition to something comical.