dick comparison sessions

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  1. Imported

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    roman25: As any of the avarage sized members in her ever had their dicks compared side by side with a hung man by a female.Give all the details
     
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    H8Monga: Not this guy. I haven't even compared with anyone in person... to invite a third party especially female I'm not sure if it'd be a humiliating experience or not. Probably not the not.
     
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    bcmalone: I did when I was much younger. And as it turned out, the guy I did it with was abnormally HUGE. It scarred me for a long time. I would get out the tape and measure, and think that I was teeny. It didn't matter that I always got an "omigawd" from the gals. When you put an 8.5X5.5 next to a 11X6.5 you look small. end of story. And when you look at your own dick every day, it doesn't seem big.
     
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    Understandable, BCM, but I ask, did that isolated incident somehow fix your perception to think that you really were small when the girls obviously thought otherwise? I read your post and got the feeling that, okay, "traumatized" isn't quite the word I was looking for, but that you felt a serious impact regardless. But I can agree with you that seeing your own dick size on a constant basis makes it less of a personal impact (unless you go around deliberately seeking out averagely endowed men in order to make the contrast known, but by that point, you'd be haughty, right?).

    To get back to the question though...

    Only time I can think of a comparison session with a woman present was in college, and that it only happened a couple of times. (I think I've told the story before, but for those of you who aren't in the know, here's the gist.) My buddy Mike and I, both drunk, dropped trou; he's 7.5", about as thick as mine. He didn't really go overboard with the reaction; in fact, he was pretty congratulatory as I was to him. Hence, we jokingly referred to ourselves as the Sixteen and a Half Experience.
     
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    SpeedoGuy: One night a gf of mine compared me to some hung actors during a porno video. Lustiness brought on by the video, fueled by an ample amount of beer and a discussion about penis size, led to a very horny atmosphere among the three of us that night. It continued until I was eventually challenged to display myself in front of the two women present.

    I did so, but the threesome I had hoped would follow failed to materialize. Bummer. At least I got a good review from the judges.

    SG
     
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    Yknarf: I once watched a porn film with my wife, my girlfriend and her husband. Watching a well hung dude on the film, my wife said "wow, I thought you were big!". Later my g.f. said "you are bigger than those guys on the film!" That is the difference between wives and mistresses!
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    spd: Nearly every woman I've been with has told me I'm the biggest they've ever had. I believed some of them but I think that women think guys want to hear that.
     
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    H8Monga: [quote author=spd link=board=relationships;num=1050060825;start=0#6 date=05/29/03 at 21:09:53]Nearly every woman I've been with has told me I'm the biggest they've ever had.  I believed some of them but I think that women think guys want to hear that.[/quote]

    If I hear that, she better have 911 on speed dial because I'm gonna need the paramedics!
     
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    Jimmyman51: Well, I've got one story...maybe you well-hung dudes can help....
    I'm your average guy down there - maybe a bit thicker...5.75 inches long, 5.6 inches in circumference.
    Anyway, one day while talking to my best friend...some home dick size came up...anyway, we meandered to our sizes and somehow he got me to say my measurements...and I did...he was quiet for a bit..anyway, I said, well I told you mine, what's your size? He declined to say. Then he said, it's big, but I've never measured it (he's 31 and I think that's BS)...anyway, he's 6'3" tall and when we've been naked streaking, skinnydipping, his dong is teeeeeny. So, I was a bit leery...anyway he said it was up to his belly button.
    That was the end of that topic for a while....a few months afterward in casual conversation, he says something then says, "well, that'd be interesting with your pathetic little pecker."
    I'm pretty confident even though not huge, but this pissed me off. I said, "OK, you want to make fun of my dick...let's hear what you've got....better yet, let's whip 'em out and compare in person!"
    He then was quiet and adamantly said no. We're both straight, but I think he thought it gay? He said, "it'd be too weird."
    I said, "OK, maybe...but, I know a girlfriend who will measure both of us - privately if you want - to settle this once and for all..."
    He again said no way, he's not doing it....so, my situation is this...I have my best friend who claims he's got a massive dong, and he's making fun of my average one. But, he won't whip it out to prove the pudding!
    An interesting side note...his ex-girlfriend is still a good friend of mine...she lives in Reno now and I went to visit and we went out...anyway, after some drinks we were chatting and I mentioned off-hand something about dick size....and then I thought, what the fuck...so, I said to her..."Paul's been hassling me, saying he's got a pretty large package...", before I could finish, she had almost spit some food out of her mouth and began laughing....she said "hardly."
    What's your take on this, hung dudes?
     
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    grantstephens: Sounds like Penis envy to me.

    The only comparisons I have side by side is back when I was a senior in high school. I was drinking with a buddy of mine who was the running back and cornerback ladies man of the school (one of guys that got laid every weekend - I was still a virgin).

    We decided to go to take a pee at the same time and in the toilet and he said something like "dude, you got a big dick!" His was pretty average. Quite honestly, I never though I had a "big" dick until about a year or so ago.
     
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    Jimmyman51....

    Maybe you should just let this one rest....don't persue the "comparing thing" any further--if you value your relationship with your BEST friend.

    The reluctance he's showing should tell you he's uncomfortable for (whatever?) reason. If he's bigger than you (or even smaller)---what does it REALLY matter, anyway? And, knowing the truth...how is THAT going to HELP your friendship?

    Read his reaction (these several times as well as that of his girlfriend) and just call this one that (apparently) you could very well be okay compared to him and just let it go. Take private solace that he probably DOES NOT exceed you by all that much.... if any.

    This forum has many (true life) stories of busted relationships (men falling out with one another) over one man measuring larger than the other. It seems to happen in all age groups too, down through the years.

    So, stop and ask yourself---is it really worth it?

    Take stock and move on to something else more worthwhile in life than checking out your best friend.
    Don't feel badly you're curious! Just avoid allowing it to dominate your life, however and otherwise jeopardize the quality of your life and your relationships.
     
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    Donk: [quote author=Jimmyman51 link=board=relationships;num=1050060825;start=0#8 date=02/27/04 at 10:50:22]so, I said to her..."Paul's been hassling me, saying he's got a pretty large package...", before I could finish, she had almost spit some food out of her mouth and began laughing....she said "hardly."
    What's your take on this, hung dudes?
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    This hung dude's take is that the ex-gf answered your question. Combined with your own observations of him as "teeny" and the girl's reaction, I think it's obvious that his claims to be well-hung and his ragging you about your size are BS, probably covering for his own feelings of inadequacy from being a 6'3" guy with an average or small penis. He wouldn't be the first (or the last) guy to claim his own penis is bigger than it is. It's obviously his issue more than yours.

    Follow bender's advice and let it drop for the sake of your friendship. If he rags on your size again, just say "whatever" and let it go.
     
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    6inchwonder: I've done it twice...once with a gf in college, and the other time with a married couple I've had some very fun 3-somes with.

    I'm NOT a big guy, 5'8" athletic, smaller cock, not quite 6" and maybe 3 1/2" around.

    Gf in college was very wild; she and I experimented a lot, even had a few 3-somes with her and a gf...she used to love to measure my cock...compare me to ex-bfs (from memory, I was usually the smaller/smallest)...one night had an ex of hers over, played some drinking games, all got loaded, he knew it was her turn on to measure cocks...long story short we did, he was probably 8" long and 5" around...was so hot watching her measure my smaller cock against his big one.

    My buddy and his wife, she's fascinated with cocks, too...had done some MFM fucking around (him watching me with her, her sucking me while he fucked her)...she said after the first two times she wanted us to stand side by side...he was not quite 3 inches longer, around 7 1/2, but a lot thicker....she just loved sucking my little one while using one or two hands on his.

    I ended up getting to do anal with her, since she could never take him in the ass.

    Very, very hot having my little cock out there compared to a big one!!
     
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    JimEllsworth5: This happened to me once, in college, at a party. There was a loud, drunk guy bragging about his size. A friend of mine who knew I was bigger goaded me into "challenging" the guy.

    In a bedroom of the apartment we both unzipped and hauled them out in front of an audience of a dozen or so men and women.

    He went first and stroked to an impressive sized hardon he said was something like 10 inches or so and thick enough that he had trouble getting his hand all the way around it. The most impressive thing about it, to me, was that it was very hard and stuck straight out from his groin even when he let go of it.

    When it was my turn I pulled mine out, I was scared, but excited, and was 1/2 of the way hard and getting to the point that I was bigger than him. I tried to stroke it like he did and work it hard. I was able to manage about 3/4 of a hardon and beat him in size, but wasn't even close to his hardness with my cock drooping in my hands and hanging almost straight down when I wasn't holding it.

    Somehow I managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, he started laughing at me saying that I might be bigger, but my soft cock wasn't good for much and his hard one would do a lot better job. He knicknamed me LLD for Long Limp Dick. That was the middle of the first semester of my junior year, so I carried that name around for the next year and a half.
     
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    oldman9x7: I've been reading over some of the older posts that I seem to have missed. This one brought to mind a really silly event that took place many years ago when I lived in California.

    My wife and I had been invited to spend New Year's Eve with a neighbor with whom we had developed a great friendship. I had been at work that day and it wasn't until late evening (7:00 pm) that I got to their home. They had invited another couple that we had never met. The gal was a good looking chick but her husband looked as though he had been to the trough too often.

    Anyway, when I arrived, my wife (she'd been there since early in the afternoon) was pretty well in the bag, wasn't participating much and about an hour after I arrived she was crapped out on a sofa and dead to the world. The rest of us were snacking a bit as we imbibed adult beverages and conversation ran the gamut from politics and weather to even more mundain topics.

    Later, after more of the aforementioned liquids had been consumed, the fat boy's wife began to tell us how well hung her old man was. At this point I got a shock when the host's wife, Jane, opined that she didn't know about the other gal's husband but that the biggest "thing" that she'd ever seen was on "that guy" and she pointed at me. I wanted to know exactly when she had ever "seen" my equipment. Jane and Hal, her husband, began to giggle and told about the first time they met me. My wife had gone to their house (next door) when we first moved to the neighborhood, while I was out with a machete cutting down a stand of bamboo. She came back and said that Hal and Jane wanted to meet me and that I should just came as I was to have a drink and get acquainted. "As I was" meant that I was wearing clogs on my feet and a pair of cut-off jeans - - that was all, not even undershorts. She didn't have to argue 'cause I was glad to take a break. Later, while having highballs, Frankie (my wife) and I were sitting on a low sofa and Hal and Jane were sitting across from us and (as they told the story) they were dying because with the combination of the cut-offs and the low seat, my dick and balls were in their full view hanging out the leg of my shorts.

    That being explained, it came back to the other gal's brag and after a bit of chatter, Jane offered that she would be verysurprised if there was a dick in the house any larger than the one I possessed. The upshot of all this conversation was that the little blond challenged for ashow down or show off. Her hubby was agreeable but insisted that I go first. I was reluctant until Hal said that since they had already had a viewing, it would only be a show for th other couple. So, I finally agreed but suggested that with the drinking and all I would probably not be hard. Blondie had the solution to this, stating that she was "expert" at getting a rise out of men.

    That got my attention and I was beginning to feel better about showing my wares (not to mention that I was starting to swell at the prospect of Blondie handling me) so I opened my fly and started to dog for the meat but Hal and Jane both objected and said that I had to bare all since my pendulous balls counted too. With a little urging I just opened my belt and waistband and let my pants and underpants travel ankleward. As my seni-hard came into view, Blondie squealed (I can still hear her) "Oh, Miggod ! Look what we've got here!" I was expecting her to do a little hand work to make me all the way hard so you can believe I was blown away when she took hold with both hands and at the same time bent down and taking the head in her mouth began to suck and stroke with such vigor that I became instantly rigid. She seemed to know that I was ready for "show and tell" as she straightened up and holding my cock in her open palm, she said, "That is BEAUTIFUL!!"

    Soon after this display, Jane began to urge Blondie's hubby to show us all what he had, to which he replied, as I recall, something like, "Go to Hell! I won't embarrass myself by trying to compare with a damned ringer."

    We never found out what my competition was that night. I never saw either of them again. Jane saw Blondie occasionally and, according to her, she always brought me into the conversation. A few times, I guess, she asked Jane if she had ever tried me on for size. But Jane said she told her that we were too good as neighbors and friends to trifle with that way. and besides (she claimed to have said), "I doubtif I could take it anyway.'

    She was mistaken. A couple of years later, at another party (with too many drinks) she handled all of it with very little effort and much enjoyment - for both of us!!!

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    tripod2004: Maybe we are more liberal in the UK ( or pervy )but penis measuring competitions were really common at my school and youth club. We would meet in 'secret' and whip out our dicks and stroke them hard until someone else measured them and announced the winner. (blush). Later in life I witnessed a competition at a pub where the winner was 8''. My g/f at the time wanted me to show mine but i decided to follow him to the gents, stand next to him and let him see my semi erect penis. We were all extremely drunk but I came away the unofficial winner
     
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