Jimmyman51: Well, I've got one story...maybe you well-hung dudes can help....
I'm your average guy down there - maybe a bit thicker...5.75 inches long, 5.6 inches in circumference.
Anyway, one day while talking to my best friend...some home dick size came up...anyway, we meandered to our sizes and somehow he got me to say my measurements...and I did...he was quiet for a bit..anyway, I said, well I told you mine, what's your size? He declined to say. Then he said, it's big, but I've never measured it (he's 31 and I think that's BS)...anyway, he's 6'3" tall and when we've been naked streaking, skinnydipping, his dong is teeeeeny. So, I was a bit leery...anyway he said it was up to his belly button.
That was the end of that topic for a while....a few months afterward in casual conversation, he says something then says, "well, that'd be interesting with your pathetic little pecker."
I'm pretty confident even though not huge, but this pissed me off. I said, "OK, you want to make fun of my dick...let's hear what you've got....better yet, let's whip 'em out and compare in person!"
He then was quiet and adamantly said no. We're both straight, but I think he thought it gay? He said, "it'd be too weird."
I said, "OK, maybe...but, I know a girlfriend who will measure both of us - privately if you want - to settle this once and for all..."
He again said no way, he's not doing it....so, my situation is this...I have my best friend who claims he's got a massive dong, and he's making fun of my average one. But, he won't whip it out to prove the pudding!
An interesting side note...his ex-girlfriend is still a good friend of mine...she lives in Reno now and I went to visit and we went out...anyway, after some drinks we were chatting and I mentioned off-hand something about dick size....and then I thought, what the fuck...so, I said to her..."Paul's been hassling me, saying he's got a pretty large package...", before I could finish, she had almost spit some food out of her mouth and began laughing....she said "hardly."
What's your take on this, hung dudes?