Dick in a Box

[Heather LouAnna]

I've been walking around singing this all week.

Yes, that's Justin Timberlake.

 

[Rihanna]

Hiya HL,
unfortunately somebody beat you to this one a few days ago! And then "what's his name" was on the Conan O'Brian show Wed. night and showed it to the world - edited of course. Apparently, it's number one video on Youtube.

 

[dannymawg]

snl - dick in a box

But who's counting when a hook needs repeating :biggrin1:

For those bandwidth challenged:

SNL Dick in a Box Lyrics
© SNL 2006 Hey Girl, I got something real important to give you
So just sit down and listen…
Girl you know we’ve been together
such a long long time (such a long time)
Now I’m ready
to lay it on the line
Well you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind
My gift’s real special so take off the top
Take a look inside - it’s my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
that sort of gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl you gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills,
A girl like you need something real
Wanna get you something from the heart,
something special girl
It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box girl
It’s my dick in a box
Ooooh, my dick in a box
See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs giving
and I’ve got just the one
Something to show you that you’re second to none
So all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps


One – cut a hole in a box


Two – put your junk in that box


Three – make her open that box


And that’s the way you do it
It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl
It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl


Christmas – dick in a box


Hanukkah - dick in a box



Kwanzaa – a dick in a box


Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents house, a dick in a box
Middday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah a wah wah wah wah wah
My dick in a box
(fade out)

 

[mindseye]

So, any LPSG'er gonna upload "Dick in a crate" to YouTube?

 

[BigA]

I was imagining the kids' toy where you turn the crank... That would be funny too. Might result in too many eye injuries tho