Dick in a Box

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Heather LouAnna, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. Heather LouAnna

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    I've been walking around singing this all week.

    Yes, that's Justin Timberlake.
     
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    Hiya HL,
    unfortunately somebody beat you to this one a few days ago! And then "what's his name" was on the Conan O'Brian show Wed. night and showed it to the world - edited of course. Apparently, it's number one video on Youtube.
     
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    snl - dick in a box

    But who's counting when a hook needs repeating :biggrin1:

    For those bandwidth challenged:

    SNL Dick in a Box Lyrics
    © SNL 2006 Hey Girl, I got something real important to give you
    So just sit down and listen…
    Girl you know we’ve been together
    such a long long time (such a long time)
    Now I’m ready
    to lay it on the line
    Well you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
    Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind
    My gift’s real special so take off the top
    Take a look inside - it’s my dick in a box
    Not gonna get you a diamond ring
    that sort of gift don’t mean anything
    Not gonna get you a fancy car
    Girl you gotta know you’re my shining star
    Not gonna get you a house in the hills,
    A girl like you need something real
    Wanna get you something from the heart,
    something special girl
    It’s my dick in a box
    My dick in a box girl
    It’s my dick in a box
    Ooooh, my dick in a box
    See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs giving
    and I’ve got just the one
    Something to show you that you’re second to none
    So all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
    It’s easy to do just follow these steps


    One – cut a hole in a box


    Two – put your junk in that box


    Three – make her open that box


    And that’s the way you do it
    It’s my dick in a box
    My dick in a box, girl
    It’s my dick in a box
    My dick in a box, girl


    Christmas – dick in a box


    Hanukkah - dick in a box



    Kwanzaa – a dick in a box


    Every single holiday, a dick in a box
    Over at your parents house, a dick in a box
    Middday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
    Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
    Yeah a wah wah wah wah wah
    My dick in a box
    (fade out)
     
  4. mindseye

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    So, any LPSG'er gonna upload "Dick in a crate" to YouTube? ;)
     
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    I was imagining the kids' toy where you turn the crank... That would be funny too. Might result in too many eye injuries tho
     
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