Dick is not my issue

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Wow...if only there was some indication that this one area wasn't as dick-centric as the rest of LPSG

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A special place for women (men are welcome to participate too)
And always amazing how this Forum, entitled "Women's Issues" is many times really "Men's Issues".

Cuz it's not like the ladies of LPSG haven't made it clear that MOST of them ain't here for the dick. No matter how big, small or in-between.

Yet some guys continue to foist their fetish about everything penis in this thread.

Might make one think there are no other threads for such menfolk to post their penis-centric musings.

Groundhog's Day wasn't just a movie...
 

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And always amazing how this Forum, entitled "Women's Issues" is many times really "Men's Issues".

Cuz it's not like the ladies of LPSG haven't made it clear that MOST of them ain't here for the dick. No matter how big, small or in-between.

Yet some guys continue to foist their fetish about everything penis in this thread.

Might make one think there are no other threads for such menfolk to post their penis-centric musings.

Groundhog's Day wasn't just a movie...

I think the men who mostly do this are straight men looking for the opinions of women on penis-related issues. They come here hoping that will be the case only to find that the majority of individuals actively looking for pictures and/or videos of penises are other men into penises. This is because men are visual and we are not. So, we're less likely to actively search for pictures and/or videos of penises, which means, we're also not giving our opinions to the straight men on here looking for female input on their most prized appendage.

TL;DR: Most of us usually don't want to see it. Ever.
 

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Here's how I see it. His weenie is useful to me for about an hour at a time hopefully twice a week, although it's been quite rare lately.

But let's be generous and say three nights a week. Cool! I can work with that.

Now, that works out to three hours a week out of a total of 168 hours. That's less than 2% of the time I use his weenie. And that weenie is about 1% of his body, maybe.

The rest of his body is more useful to me more often and I have availability of it a lot more than weenie time.

And guess what? Yes, there's more!

It's only his weenie that's useful. Yours is not. I'm not a urologist, hooker, or a purveyor of weenie, so I haven't the slightest bit of interest in yours.

Is that the sound of bubbles popping?

SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON A SITE LIKE THIS?

Not looking at weenies, that's for sure! And why does it bother you that I'm on a site like this if I don't want to see your weenie? I'm at the store buying cat food and they sell dog food too, but I don't have a dog.
this weenie is mine there is many weenies like it but this one is mine... !!
 

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I think the men who mostly do this are straight men looking for the opinions of women on penis-related issues. They come here hoping that will be the case only to find that the majority of individuals actively looking for pictures and/or videos of penises are other men into penises. This is because men are visual and we are not. So, we're less likely to actively search for pictures and/or videos of penises, which means, we're also not giving our opinions to the straight men on here looking for female input on their most prized appendage.

TL;DR: Most of us usually don't want to see it. Ever.
I'm a guy mm well last time i looked lol .. I assume its a complex thing mostly owing to media... and men watching porn!!! its his lack of personality and maleness as he aches to find a woman ... because the man with a complex is the man whom ends up alone.. men are odd, how many woman ask men are my bits ok.. men have a problem.. I'm a man and mine is as big as you want it to be... I couldn't care less about my bits or hers... its a rather odd thing to say... I'm twice married and been so straight all my life only ever fancied woman yet im now 57 and have only just accepted I'm attracted to a mans body.. its weird saying these words yet i ache when kissing a guy hoping he's goner be slim so more sexy cut and just average i guess I'm now bisexual or perhaps gay... i used to worry wen younger will she think omy god that's a not a sexy big cock.. its the sexiness of being naked together... having him a guys body his taste pleasuring him whether big or small... a man is obsessed with is size owning to porn.. cosmopolitan type glossy mag debates on what cock size a woman really wants... hence don't ask a woman how old are you then she wont ask how big it needs to be
 

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I'm a guy mm well last time i looked lol .. I assume its a complex thing mostly owing to media... and men watching porn!!! its his lack of personality and maleness as he aches to find a woman ... because the man with a complex is the man whom ends up alone.. men are odd, how many woman ask men are my bits ok.. men have a problem.. I'm a man and mine is as big as you want it to be... I couldn't care less about my bits or hers... its a rather odd thing to say... I'm twice married and been so straight all my life only ever fancied woman yet im now 57 and have only just accepted I'm attracted to a mans body.. its weird saying these words yet i ache when kissing a guy hoping he's goner be slim so more sexy cut and just average i guess I'm now bisexual or perhaps gay... i used to worry wen younger will she think omy god that's a not a sexy big cock.. its the sexiness of being naked together... having him a guys body his taste pleasuring him whether big or small... a man is obsessed with is size owning to porn.. cosmopolitan type glossy mag debates on what cock size a woman really wants... hence don't ask a woman how old are you then she wont ask how big it needs to be

Okay. Thanks for sharing.

Side note: I've noticed that a lot of posters on here are my mom's age. On an adult-themed site. I know it's incredibly stupid and makes zero sense, but I can't help but feel like my mom's peer group (and older) should be "chilling out" in that area, now. And I don't know why that is.
 
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Okay. Thanks for sharing.

Side note: I've noticed that a lot of posters on here are my mom's age. On an adult-themed site. I know it's incredibly stupid and makes zero sense, but I can't help but feel like my mom's peer group (and older) should be "chilling out" in that area, now. And I don't know why that is.
Your Mother's age demographic (and older) is well represented here at LPSG.

Why should someone "age out" of sexy? Feeling sexy? Being sexual? Enjoying the camaraderie of what a great site like LPSG offers?

People age. But I bet you as long as most of us are still kicking, we'll still be "kicking it" for as long as we can.

Feels just as good now as it did when I was younger, if not more so! Maybe just not as spontaneous as it would be/was when younger. ;)
 

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Why should someone "age out" of sexy?

I'm aware it makes absolutely no sense. I think it's just because it's my mom. To be fair, I've had this view of her age demographic since I was in high school and she was the age that I currently am now. Imagine that. As far as I was concerned, my parents grew me in a lab and were non-sexual beings from another planet. Acknowledging the reality disturbs me greatly, lol.
 
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You know....dick size is really an issue with the straight guys. Because they somehow seem to define their manliness by how big their dick is. I could never understand why. And we have one who claims to have a big dick. So we all decide to go to the "shake shack" as we call it. It's a massage parlor where they give happy endings. So we show up and it's time to put up or shut up. As you guessed it...Mr. Big Dick backs out because he claims that he forgot his viagra. Go figure...right.

And I'm the only one in the crew who is gay so I know who's packing meat right away and I could tell by the package that he wasn't big.

Among my gay friends nobody brags about having a big dick. Yeah...they are esthetically pleasing and nice to jerk off. In the end nobody really cares.
 
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...dick size is really an issue with the straight guys
I think you're on to something with this. Straight guys like me never see erect penises in real life, only flaccid ones briefly in the locker room. I think that might make many wonder how their erect one measures up. There's no mystery on something like height: we see other men taller and shorter than us and know about where we land in the overall population. A 5' 10" guy like myself doesn't go around bragging that he's 6'4" because he's uncertain if 6' 4" is actually average and wants to sound at least average.
 
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