Dick names

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  1. thomas8

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    What do you call it?

    What names have other people called it?


    Me: Pedro
    Others: Dr. Phil, and the Black Mamba
     
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    "Herman" given it by my ex -- little did she know!
     
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    Big John and the Boys
     
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    I like Dick Mckay. He is a very nice looking porn star with great big penis and an interesting and very loose circumcision.
     
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    I had a girlfriend once who named mine Richard, 'cause that's long for dick!
     
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    Dobby from Harry Potter
     
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    i had a girlfriend in high school that called it the ripper lol
     
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    My girl calls mine "Stanley" .. from an old movie Ford fairlane "Stanley The power tool tehhe " .. lol ah well what ever blows her hair back ..
     
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    My wife refers to my junk as Mr. Man and his boys.
     
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    my ex-girlfriend once referred to mine as "the Judge" haha.. not really sure why, but i liked it ;)
     
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    I once suggested to my girl that it was female - something like Mrs Butterworth. It got a great reaction.
     
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    haha.... never heard that one before.

    we got some pretty unique names popping up on here.....
     
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    Stanley......like the TOOL company
     
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    I call mine Moby. I'm completely average size-wise, but somehow it fits.
     
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    The Austin powers movies have extensive segments where they provide the full list of names for the penis.
     
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    A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You must tell me the name of your dick before I give you a beer". The guy looks around and realizes it's a gay bar. The guy next to him says, "My dicks name is Ford cause it's built Ford tough". The fellow on the other side of him says "My dicks name is Timex cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on ticking". The guy thinks for a moment and says, "My dicks name is Secret cause it's strong enough for a man but it's made for a woman".
     
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    Got mine in 8th grade gym class. Sir Henry Longfellow.
     
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    The Big Fucker
     
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    Bissell
     
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