I had an interview recently and before going to it, I decided to stuff my underwear with two socks so that I had a noticeable bulge in my pants. Lo and behold less than 24 hours later I'm informed that I've got the job. Coincidence? I think not.
Penis size matters when you're looking for a job. A man with a big penis is naturally more competent than a man with a smaller penis and employers know this. If I had not stuffed my pants, I would still be unemployed right now. That interview didn't go any better than my previous interviews, in fact in some ways it went worse, but the interviewer was impressed by my bulge and that got me the job. The only problem is that I'm going to have to keep on stuffing my pants for the rest of the time I work at this company.
Does anyone else have any similar stories of their dick size, or at least the implication of size, getting them a job?
Penis size matters when you're looking for a job. A man with a big penis is naturally more competent than a man with a smaller penis and employers know this. If I had not stuffed my pants, I would still be unemployed right now. That interview didn't go any better than my previous interviews, in fact in some ways it went worse, but the interviewer was impressed by my bulge and that got me the job. The only problem is that I'm going to have to keep on stuffing my pants for the rest of the time I work at this company.
Does anyone else have any similar stories of their dick size, or at least the implication of size, getting them a job?