Fuck that, remove any doubt and put your "padded" penis dimensions right on your resume. Or better still ...
If they ask for references know that I'm thinking of starting the, "Endowed Enhancement Rumor Service". It will be staffed by attractive women who clients can hire to spread false rumors about their junk being huge, that they're dynamite in bed, etc..
We'll also be providing a fabricated penis size reference phone service for those smaller men who need someone to backup their false claims of having larger equipment. Nothing will get a small dude a job quicker than one of our sultry voiced female phone service agents telling a potential employer, "I could hardly fit the swollen head of his huge love pump in my mouth" or "trust me when I say, you could club a baby seal to death with it."
Our door to door service will basically have our women showing up at the clients workplace, school, class reunion, charity events or a social establishment they frequent, etc., and gossip with the females (or men) there, those the client wants to impress, and spread rumors and endorsements of endowment. Our lovely ladies will even put on dramatic public performances of how the client ruined them with his huge cock for all future lovers and how much they, "need that sweet pony dick again."
The ultimate? The "I Can't Live Without the Dick Lesbians Gone Straight Performance Package" which will include two super hot women dressed in sexy outfits showing up and shamelessly throwing themselves at the client demanding he fuck them right then and there. That they've forsaken their lesbian passions for each other since their threesome with the client and now only want to worship his large superior cock. This all culminating with them down on their knees, arms tightly wrapped around the client's legs, sobbing hysterically into his crotch, "We can't live with out your dick, our vaginas have been but a dry desert wasteland void of orgasm yearning for your monsoon meat bat deluge of cum. Please master fuck us, your faithful slaves of oral, anal, and sodden pussy lust, we beg of you to take us to that huge penis paradise again!!!"
(midget dressed as Shakespearean bard in the background singing, "I Can't Live If Living Is Without You" optional).
:::sips strawberry smoothie:::
Btw, the person who hired you, male or female?