dick swinging

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by doug2003, Jul 26, 2004.

  1. doug2003

    doug2003 New Member

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    this may sound like an obvious question but I only know for myself what my answer is. Does your dick swing when u walk in the nude?And do u try to control the swing while in a public setting (say lockerroom) or do u just chalk it up to being a man and let it swing.

    For myself my dick tends to altenate slapping my thighs when walk nude.If I am walking to the shower in a lockerroom sitituation. I am aware of the swing to some degree but make no real effort to try to control only way really is to walk slower.And really why bother
     
  2. Donk

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    To avoid causing a spectacle by swinging too much, I throw mine over my shoulder.
     
  3. ponybilt

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    LOL

    Yeah, it doesn't necessarily swing as much as it does bounce from thigh-to-thigh as you describe. I rarely care. It's a short walk to the showers, and it sorta spurs a semi which can be fun :)
     
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    My sac swings back and forth bouncing from one inside thigh to the other and my dick just seems to hang on for the ride. :rolleyes:
     
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    It just stays hanging, like an elephant's trunk.

    Running on the other hand - I've ran in the nude before, and that can be annoying.
     
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    Ooowww :(
     
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    I freeball as often as possible, but can't run without support. Balls get extremely sore banging around down there.
     
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    I tried tying mine around my waist, but it made me look like I had a spare tire.
     
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    I've learned to vary my walk with the way my dick swings.

    Keeps me from stepping on it.
     
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    Don't you just hate it when you turn suddenly and your cock wraps around your legs and trips you up? I know I do! :rolleyes:
     
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    Didn't Dolly Parton say something about going running nude and coming back with two black eyes?
     
  13. jonb

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    Well, we'd have to change the lyrics somewhat:

    Does your dick hang low?
    Does it wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie it in a knot?
    Can you tie it in a bow?
    Can you throw it over your shoulder
    Like a continental soldier?
    Does your dick hang low?

    And I believe Madeline Kahn described the typical woman's attitude toward it best in History of the World Part I: "I love quick time harch."
     
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    Ahh, yeah, I remember singing that in grade school.
     
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    We love you too Zora. I wish mine swung to and fro, like a continental soldier even...sigh.

    /curses his soft measurement...but not really :p
     
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    I actually love that I'm not a shower....seeing as how I'm a huge sports nut, I try to play anything I can, I'm glad I don't have to deal with some of the rigors of being hung soft.
     
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    I run mine up around my neck then around my waist. Makes it look like I'm wearing a PFD, Personal Floatation Device.
     
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    Please keep this thread going forever!
     
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    If I just walk naturally it swings all over the place, so does my balls. I usually have a towell around my waist in the lockerroom. At home, all bets are off! It swings free or if its sticking straight out kind of sways back in forth or up and down.
     
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    Seriously, mine just sort of swings back and forth bouncing off of one thigh then the other. If I have a good semi or if I'm sporting full wood it just points at the floor out in front of me and the head just sort of bounces up and down.
     
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