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Originally posted by Pappy@Jul 28 2004, 05:05 PM
Seriously, mine just sort of swings back and forth bouncing off of one thigh then the other. If I have a good semi or if I'm sporting full wood it just points at the floor out in front of me and the head just sort of bounces up and down.
You can screw me ANY time you want, pappy. A N Y time.
 

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I'm getting the idea here many of us could quite easily just start our own club.
We wouldn't have to worry about security and defending ourselves....

We could just be our own "bouncers".

(I'm so bad.) ^_^
 

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I was gonna try and say something about having only one leg and using my dick as the other, but I couldn't think of anything as funny as you guys have already posted.


I can walk without a lot of swinging and try to do that in the locker room. Usually a towl around the waist works best for me.

At home I can walk around nude in my room. I try to get it swinging even more then, I love the sound and feel of it slapping my thighs as I walk. Gives me a woody every time. ^_^
 
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Originally posted by Pappy@Jul 28 2004, 05:05 PM
Seriously, mine just sort of swings back and forth bouncing off of one thigh then the other. If I have a good semi or if I'm sporting full wood it just points at the floor out in front of me and the head just sort of bounces up and down.
Ditto.
 

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Yah, it swings to and fro. Yah, I kinda enjoy the sensation. The exhibitionist in me especially enjoys it when I'm walking around during nude hot tub parties or skinny dipping episodes or (yah, I'll admit it) those times I've been at nude hot springs or beaches.

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suaige: Don't know about when walking but running up the stairs Oh yeah. Also if I', pointed up, which I often seem to be, when I am cooking. Chopping things really fast ( I really like knives :D :D :D ) or especially when I am mixing something. I tend to wear loose drawers and shorts and man can it shake back and forth. Especially about the middle. It can get arousing if its taking me long enough and that makes it all the more ideally positioned. My self concoiusness about it is that some one will see it through my clothes. but I guess oh well if they do eh.
 

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Originally posted by ponybilt+Jul 27 2004, 02:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ponybilt @ Jul 27 2004, 02:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Donk@Jul 27 2004, 02:02 AM
I throw mine over my shoulder.
LOL

Yeah, it doesn&#39;t necessarily swing as much as it does bounce from thigh-to-thigh as you describe. I rarely care. It&#39;s a short walk to the showers, and it sorta spurs a semi which can be fun :) [/b][/quote]
Got to agree&#33; In the gym I just let it flop from thigh to thigh, and rise to a semi or boner as it pleases. In clothing, I prefer longer lycra boxer briefs to keep my 10 soft down the inside of my thigh --- makes quite a spectacle in jeans or tighter khakis.
 

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I more flop than swing. When I&#39;m at a nude beach and run I can usually go about 30-50 feet before I start getting semi erect or hard. Then I have to walk it off. I&#39;m usually 4 inches when soft and very pliable.
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Jul 28 2004, 10:41 AM
Please keep this thread going forever&#33;
Anything for you there, MZ&#33; In all seriousness though, yeah in the nude my dick does the elephant&#39;s trunk routine swinging and swaying for all it&#39;s worth, though I got to tell you sometimes I turn too fast when getting into the shower I have to watch the backlashfor fear of hitting it against the stall. However, when I&#39;m with a girlfriend who never saw me naked it pretty much sums up what she&#39;s getting into. Or if you want to be literal, what&#39;s going to be getting into her&#33; :D