Dick tattoos

[JaimeB]

Anybody got one of these?

Painful?

How long did it take?

More than one?

Snakes and “Your Name” still the most common?

Pics?

 

[Mike hung]

Nope but often thought about having one, never been able to make up my mind what I'd actually have but in any case although we both love tattoos my wife is against me having my dick tattooed.

 

[chrisrobin]

Did once get fucked by a guy with the "Full Hunt" who was thinking about a dragon for his cock - but that was a time ago and I never gave my ass to that pleasure again. But being fucked by a dragon!!!!!

 

[jdoe86]

Pierced, but no tattoos. Been with a guy who had full body tats. The one on his cock was just along the side about 1/4 the way up from the base. It was part of a tiger stripe that wrapped all around his body. He said he was going to do more.

 

[JaimeB]

Bump

 

[jdoe86]

Last night at the bathhouse I was fucking this fem guy who had a flower on his foreskin. Lots of cute tats all over his body, but the flower just was weird. Very small cock (4") with a little dainty flower.

 

[Dourautomaton]

I always thought a ruler with an arrow pointing to one of the numbers on my dick and above it a tattoo of a sign saying Must be able to go this deep to ride this ride.
Of course that would take a lot of grooming to keep the sign visible and would i still think it's funny after a few years?
I have no tattoos, i have commitment issues.

 

[927209]

I considered having a $100 bill tattooed on mine as a birthday present for my wife. That way, anytime she felt the need to blow $100 bucks, she’d never have to leave the house.

 

[JaimeB]

I considered having a $100 bill tattooed on mine as a birthday present for my wife. That way, anytime she felt the need to blow $100 bucks, she’d never have to leave the house.

I’ll have to remember this one; good for a laugh.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was "W Y".

Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica. The man was in a bathroom, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No, Mister, that says "Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day""

 

[JaimeB]

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was "W Y".

Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica. The man was in a bathroom, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No, Mister, that says "Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day""

That would have been to see fully hard and stiff...

 

[JaimeB]

I’ ve always liked the joke about a guy in a bar who, after they’ve had a few drinks, asks the guy he’s drinking with, “How much you wanna bet I’ve got your name tattooed on my dick?” The other guy figures what are the odds, and says he’s game and he’ll go in for fifty bucks. Then he asks to see. They go to the urinals, and the first guys hauls out his prick. Sure enough, the tattoo reads “Your Name.”

Talk about tattoos with a universal message!