Just seen this, laughed and had to share...
Back in 2016 I travelled to the USA for the first time to visit friends (never had a reason before and always seemed to go East...).
Anyway, after landing in JFK and waiting in line for what seemed like an eternity at Customs & Border I was desperate to find a toilet. I cleared and managed to find one in Arrivals.
Straight into a cubicle with my case, dropped shorts and sat down on the toilet. Well, as you can guess, I shot right back up again while cursing my head off...
Now I don't claim to have the biggest dick to dunk, but Jesus H Christ! My balls tea-bagged the toilet water! I was standing there in the cubicle, toilet water dripping off my ball-sack!


After drying off and finishing my business, I exited the cubicle and washed up and headed to find my friends. Told them on the car journey back to their apartment, almost crashed the car for laughing!
Some welcome to NYC, I quickly learned to lift up my tackle before I sat on a toilet during my vacation!