Dicknames

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by warmhorizon, May 28, 2006.

  1. warmhorizon

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    A while back I was on holiday with my best friend and we were totally exhausted after the flight so we spent the first night in the hotel room, but wierdly although outr bodies were tired we were both wide awake! :rolleyes:
    So we decided to be productive and list names for our sexual organs (she's a girl fyi) that we'd heard or just made up. It got me thinking just how many names are there for PENIS and VAGINA out there?

    Here's what we came out with:

    PENIS - Cock, Schlong, Shwanze, Stirring rod, Bamboo, Kunlun, Peepers, Wankstein, Troublemaker, Second Brain, Royal flush, Cameltube, Serviceman, Bongo, Polla, Joystick, Moses (I didn't get it, she explained "He parts the waves! :tongue:), Bingobango, One-eyed trouser snake, Fuck trumpet, Laila, Piercer, AP device, One-man invasion, Wee wand (Nintendo are so fucked! :biggrin1:), Kratos, Boon, Curiosity, Shame.

    VAGINA - Seabiscuit, Lady garden (I love that one! :tongue:), Unforgiven sin, Doorway to paradise, Boulabaise, Minge, Polo (if the guy you're with is called Marco :wink:), Poolseat, Sunfee, Flower, Clam, Beastie, Airpiece, Pussoire, Bowl, Fishmonger, Wizard sleeve, Quamp, Super funtime happy (we saw it on a poster on the underground after we arrived, I guess you had to be there :tongue:), Kittyminster, Frontal Bobotomy, Cunt, Cnut, Crevase, Creation gate, Font, Champoona, Poon, Last stop, Atmosphere (because you burn up on entry if you get the angle wrong :tongue:), Morrocco, The bread sea, Slide along side, George Bush (Because he's a cunt, and also for bush. A clever twofer! :biggrin1:), Traffic lights (make sure not to go on amber! :tongue:), Jade, Rimfuntry, Mimo, Mimi, Mickster, Screwtop.

    My personal favourites are Lady Garden and Peepers. :biggrin1:

    So what does everyone else call them?
     
  2. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Ermmm,

    Cock and Pussy had always been my favs, tho looking at your lists, I have seen more.
     
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    Robert Fish
     
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    For which, penis or vagina? :confused:
     
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    This reminds me of the Bloodhound Gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo", where they use a whole bunch of alternate names.
     
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    Well, I seem to remember Mr Happy and Mrs Quim somewhat fit the bill as well.

    Tho, I do remember an old 80's XXX movie called sex in cinema or something like that, and in one scene, they had a penis dressed up a little boy's outfit called Mr Pee-Pee, and he was on his way to fuck Mrs Muffy.
     
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    I just remembered two others for vagaina: Lady Pastry and Special Someplace. GUess which one she thought of? :wink:
     
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    I'm fine with dick, cock, pussy and cunt.
     
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    The Bald Avenger
     
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    Lol i love that blood hound game song, my fav part is

    "Love! The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket,
    Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it!"

    I know all the works off by heart "mental note: How SAD!!"
     
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    I LOVE that song. Just listening to it turns me on...LOL. :tongue:
     
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    pum pum and hood
     
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    My mother serves that for Christmas dinner. :confused: :rolleyes:
     
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    My ex used to call her pussy My Area. Yes, she was pretty repressed.
     
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    I've always refered to my toy as "Junior":tongue:
     
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    heat-seeking moisture missle

    tubesteak smothered in underwear
     
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    WarmHorizon...how did you guys leave out pussy lol.
     
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    My favourite line is 'Powerdrill the Yippy Bog, with the Dude Piston" because I find dude piston to be one of the worst names I've heard for it.
     
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    i call my pussy "PINKY" :biggrin1:
     
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