A while back I was on holiday with my best friend and we were totally exhausted after the flight so we spent the first night in the hotel room, but wierdly although outr bodies were tired we were both wide awake! So we decided to be productive and list names for our sexual organs (she's a girl fyi) that we'd heard or just made up. It got me thinking just how many names are there for PENIS and VAGINA out there? Here's what we came out with: PENIS - Cock, Schlong, Shwanze, Stirring rod, Bamboo, Kunlun, Peepers, Wankstein, Troublemaker, Second Brain, Royal flush, Cameltube, Serviceman, Bongo, Polla, Joystick, Moses (I didn't get it, she explained "He parts the waves! :tongue, Bingobango, One-eyed trouser snake, Fuck trumpet, Laila, Piercer, AP device, One-man invasion, Wee wand (Nintendo are so fucked! :biggrin1, Kratos, Boon, Curiosity, Shame. VAGINA - Seabiscuit, Lady garden (I love that one! :tongue, Unforgiven sin, Doorway to paradise, Boulabaise, Minge, Polo (if the guy you're with is called Marco :wink, Poolseat, Sunfee, Flower, Clam, Beastie, Airpiece, Pussoire, Bowl, Fishmonger, Wizard sleeve, Quamp, Super funtime happy (we saw it on a poster on the underground after we arrived, I guess you had to be there :tongue, Kittyminster, Frontal Bobotomy, Cunt, Cnut, Crevase, Creation gate, Font, Champoona, Poon, Last stop, Atmosphere (because you burn up on entry if you get the angle wrong :tongue, Morrocco, The bread sea, Slide along side, George Bush (Because he's a cunt, and also for bush. A clever twofer! :biggrin1, Traffic lights (make sure not to go on amber! :tongue, Jade, Rimfuntry, Mimo, Mimi, Mickster, Screwtop. My personal favourites are Lady Garden and Peepers. :biggrin1: So what does everyone else call them?