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Lily: as in, Shaking the dew off the lily.
George
Moose cock, wait a minute, that is for a big salami.
Salami

Gold mine: as in, Women are sitting on a gold mine, and they don't even know it.
 

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A friend of mine (who I dp'ed a chick with once) referred to his dick as either "Caitlin" or "Little Bear".

Another friend called his "The Omega Express".

My first gf named my dick "Elmo"..."because he's big and red and fuzzy." Note: my dick is more pinkish and not fuzzy...

Other names that got used at some point:

"Stubby" (an intentionally misleading name)

"Molly" (I always imagined my dick in a bonnet when I heard that)

"Sally" sells semen for the sea whores...

My first name is Drew and my gf calls me her "Destroyer" so I juxtapose the two to make my favorite alias:

Drew the Destroyer:hump:
 

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jakeeledhluin said:
Why? Because it does all the HARD work?

Hah! That's a start!

1. Thinks with his head
2. Never gets "jerked" around unless a permissible situation arises
3. Enjoys working in damp, dark places
4. Stands erect when needed to do so.
5. Can be used as a conversation starter if owner is dressed appropriately.

The list goes on.....