Dictionary for women's personal ads
40ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former "very friendly" person or recently hurt & psychologically damaged
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and embarassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very fat
Large frame = Hugely fat
Wants soul mate = Stalker
40ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former "very friendly" person or recently hurt & psychologically damaged
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and embarassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very fat
Large frame = Hugely fat
Wants soul mate = Stalker