Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads

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  1. Principessa

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    Dictionary for women's personal ads


    40ish = 49

    Adventurous = Slept with everyone

    Athletic = No tits

    Average looking = Ugly

    Beautiful = Pathological liar

    Contagious smile = Does a lot of pills

    Emotionally secure = On medication

    Feminist = Fat

    Free spirit = Junkie

    Friendship first = Former "very friendly" person or recently hurt & psychologically damaged

    Fun = Annoying

    New Age = Body hair in the wrong places

    Open-minded = Desperate

    Outgoing = Loud and embarassing

    Passionate = Sloppy drunk

    Professional = Bitch

    Voluptuous = Very fat

    Large frame = Hugely fat

    Wants soul mate = Stalker
     
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