did gilligan have a massive dong?

[ruffboy]

yeah, you read that right

 

[Robert53]

Rumor has it that the goof ball did have a huge schlong that was well hidden in those baggy pants!!!! Only Skipper knows for sure. Well, maybe professor knows too!

 

[B_dxjnorto]

He was a massive dong.

 

[Ren69]

Yes

 

[B_imjustaguy]

Dong? maybe. Bong? Definetly!

 

[Bob Ross]

What do you think broke that massive hole through the hull of the S.S. Minnow?

 

[Ren69]

Who is gilligan???

 

[BarefootGuy]

He was always referred to as "lil' buddy" so I doubt it! j/k

 

[ruffboy]

ha!

good shit...

 

[Robert53]

Lil buddy. hmmmmmm. well, that is a good point of reference. but, Gilligan always wore those baggy bell "bottoms" that sailors would wear ashore on "shore leave." Maybe the Professor set up some sort of measurement records to track the crew and guests during their stay. if we had access to those records, we could possibly surmise the true answer to our mystery at hand........any ideas?

 

[B_Nick8]

A more revolting thought I cannot imagine.

 

[bek2335]

I don't know about his size, but I did hear he was gay. He's dead, isn't he? (Bob Denver)

 

[midlifebear]

Dong? maybe. Bong? Definetly!

Damn you! You beat me to it. He was busted at least twice in the 1990's for possession of what should be a legal herb. So, I'm certain he had a BIG BONG! :biggrin1:


(BTW: MaryAnn has been busted for the same offense.)

 

[camper joe]

A true but funny fact. The first name of his Gilligan character, which was almost never mentioned on the show, was Willy. :lmao:

 

[deleted3782]

Ok...so when I was a kid, I had a big crush on Gilligan/Bob Denver. A few times I caught a glimpse of some dongage in his jeans in various episodes. He died in 2005 in a hospital near me. My significant other at the time was a med student there...and was not allowed to talk about Bob Denver's condition or confirm his stay (he eventually died of throat cancer). I still think he was cute back then...that's how I remember him.

 

[mikey41]

Dong? maybe. Bong? Definetly!

Yeah! Gilligan and Mary Ann frequently got high together in her hut.

(Dawn Wells got busted last year for possession.)

 

[bigone90036]

I was always interested in what the professor was packin. He had a gay son in real life.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

A more revolting thought I cannot imagine.

Including The Skipper's dong??

 

[Smartalk]

Found this pic of Gilligan and the Skipper both showing a bulge

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Found this pic of Gilligan and the Skipper both showing a bulge

Skipper's got the full bullknuckle.