Hiya guys
Im just gonna waste my time and yours by adding my opinion about this silly, silly thread. If you watch the entireity of both seasons of Newlyweds (how can they be newlyweds after a year has passed?) They dont really seem suited completely yeah their both hot and occasionally have romantic times together, but neither really appreciate each others interests. This being that Jessica has such limited knowledge about anything, I'm not sure that she is unintelligent in terms of abstract ability, but she has no knowledge of anything, she cant cook, dosn't clean up( im not saying women should instinctivly, but when your bedroom floor is totally obscured by hundreds of pairs of knickers, S1:Ep5, then it might be time to pick them up, i dont know!), wheras he seems to be just into people who r active and into rough and tumble activites, or at least the type of person who doesn't look at you like a dog thats just been shown a card trick.
As for him having a small cock, it might be the case as Mrs Lachey/ Miss Simpson is sure shallow enough to be motivated OUT of a otherwise happy marriage because of a small penis. But ex-g/f's of his have not crawled from the woodwork to cast aspersions on his woodworking skills or the size of his plane.
But on the other end of a different stick, she might only be able to stay stood upright because the gaping hole in her head is balanced out by the gaping hole between her legs.
Whatever the case is, two seasons of that shit is quite enough for any human, mostly straight male to take. (I was ill, there was nothing else on, we lost the remote, someone glued my eyelids open, i was pescribed it by my doctor for low self esteem, i was on drugs, booze, caffine, more drugs, i'd run out of porn, food, other TV channels and the will to live; etc.)(You dont believe me do you?!) (Please say you do!)
Speak to you soon Dolls
Sherpa