Here are 10 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired 1) Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator: "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2) New Zealand Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3) Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." 4) Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." 5) US PGA Com mentator: "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that before each tee shot his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god!! What have I just said?" 6) A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" 7) Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday." 8) Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." 9) Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." 10) Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."