Did they really say that?

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  1. Pitbull

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    Here are 10 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres
    ever aired

    1) Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator:

    "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
    morning and it was amazing!"

    2) New Zealand Rugby Commentator:

    "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of
    him."

    3) Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:

    "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

    4) Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977:

    "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is
    kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

    5) US PGA Com mentator:

    "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well
    is that before each tee shot his wife takes out his balls
    and kisses them. Oh my god!! What have I just said?"

    6) A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
    to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:

    "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

    7) Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:

    "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

    8) Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
    said:

    "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
    night like this."

    9) Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:

    "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance
    he gets."

    10) Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up
    to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse
    coverage remarked:

    "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and
    he's only come in his shorts."
     
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