Did This Make You Puke A Little?

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He invoked the holy trinity for women - farmer’s markets, hiking, and yoga. Indeed, tis the altar upon which I lay all my sexual encounters.
Because in the history of the world, no man has ever practiced yoga, walked outside or bought produce.
 

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Because in the history of the world, no man has ever practiced yoga, walked outside or bought produce.
Never seen a dude on his own at the farmer’s market, unless he was trying to get laid. Real men don’t cook! Or want to be limber. Or see a tree.
 
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Given that this drivel has been going on for years I've reached the conclusion that the guy is a troll who does not break character - along the same lines as Wally. I believe he's a misogynist, but he's tried too hard, for too long, too consistently to push buttons to *not* be trolling. He's useful for outing the other misogynists though so at least he's not entirely pointless :)

The other option is that this is really him and he's a complete and utter wimp hiding in Ask A Man. Let's face it, no woman is going to fuck him, even if he volunteered to go hiking after couples yoga with a picnic basket picked up from the local farmers market.

IMO its not that woman only want a relationship with him, it's that they don't even want NSA sex with him.

(This is the part where he usually posts a fictional encounter with a porn actress or stripper to prove that he can find "hot" women to fuck despite constantly complaining to the contrary)
 

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Given that this drivel has been going on for years I've reached the conclusion that the guy is a troll who does not break character - along the same lines as Wally. I believe he's a misogynist, but he's tried too hard, for too long, too consistently to push buttons to *not* be trolling. He's useful for outing the other misogynists though so at least he's not entirely pointless :)

The other option is that this is really him and he's a complete and utter wimp hiding in Ask A Man. Let's face it, no woman is going to fuck him, even if he volunteered to go hiking after couples yoga with a picnic basket picked up from the local farmers market.

IMO its not that woman only want a relationship with him, it's that they don't even want NSA sex with him.

(This is the part where he usually posts a fictional encounter with a porn actress or stripper to prove that he can find "hot" women to fuck despite constantly complaining to the contrary)
So, women he pays. That’s a fair representation of in the wild ability.
But he’d not be in the wild.
 
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Oh he's too cheap to pay. Used to post asking where he could meet off duty porn actors lol.

He's been asking the same question going on 10 years - he's either a troll or he's not too bright
Both can be true.
 

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Good lord, this fellow seems or certainly comes across as very unexperienced of which I'm not surprised at with what he's posted and kinda simple. I've come across the likes in the past trying to worm their way into the lifestyle for all the wrong reasons and when had the opportunity given them a little taste of the physical dark side, they soon ran a mile when I let them go and hopefully learnt a few lessons and a little respect lmao.