Did Velma from Scooby Doo Have a Hairy Pussy?

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This should be really obvious.

Velma is a lesbian and she's in love with, danger-prone (i.e. suicidal) Daphne. Daphne is straight and has a thing for Fred but, being a good girl from a sexually repressed home where she was molested and became anorexic, the only way she'll let Fred play around is when she's stoned. Shaggy always has good weed to supply Fred who uses it to get laid by Daphne. Velma likes to get stoned too as she's grown bitter and cynical about ever getting Daphne and, in any event, she and Fred find Shaggy amusing and he's got the fat trust fund that allows them to travel the world as professional meddling kids. Fred and Velma have separately had a few awkward sexual encounters with Shaggy, but neither of them will talk about it. They both blame Shaggy's weed. Daphne sees Shaggy as the only man she can really trust and loves him for it, however the only reasons Shaggy hasn't hit on Daphne is because he believes she's out of his league and he doesn't want to lose his best friend Fred whom he wishes he could be just like. What Shaggy doesn't know is that Fred wishes he could be more like Shaggy who just doesn't care about what everyone else thinks of him and seems to take such carefree joy from life.

None of them shave their pubes. It's the 70s.


ROTFL!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

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Well, as someone who knows about getting high with poppies, you should've picked up on those scooby snacks.Shag's "ZOINKS!!" was when he was coming off the high. Scooby, well, drug use will give you the munchies, hench the appetite.:rolleyes::duh:

:rolleyes::eek: They are obviously on the drugs... and... they were incredibly close. :confused::eek::tongue:
 

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This should be really obvious.

Velma is a lesbian and she's in love with, danger-prone (i.e. suicidal) Daphne. Daphne is straight and has a thing for Fred but, being a good girl from a sexually repressed home where she was molested and became anorexic, the only way she'll let Fred play around is when she's stoned. Shaggy always has good weed to supply Fred who uses it to get laid by Daphne. Velma likes to get stoned too as she's grown bitter and cynical about ever getting Daphne and, in any event, she and Fred find Shaggy amusing and he's got the fat trust fund that allows them to travel the world as professional meddling kids. Fred and Velma have separately had a few awkward sexual encounters with Shaggy, but neither of them will talk about it. They both blame Shaggy's weed. Daphne sees Shaggy as the only man she can really trust and loves him for it, however the only reasons Shaggy hasn't hit on Daphne is because he believes she's out of his league and he doesn't want to lose his best friend Fred whom he wishes he could be just like. What Shaggy doesn't know is that Fred wishes he could be more like Shaggy who just doesn't care about what everyone else thinks of him and seems to take such carefree joy from life.

None of them shave their pubes. It's the 70s.

:haha:
 

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I dunno, Freddy says he's now a fiction mystery writer, but it looks like he may using a pseudonym for his gay and/or erotic novels.

Just watch- in Adult Websites we'll find someone with a pic of him sooner or later..
 

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Velma looks kinky and dirty. Like only she knows what kind of bizarre sex she's up to.

So I would say that it would depend on her day. Maybe she shaves, maybe she doesn't, maybe she adds colorful hair extensions..... it's an enigma
 

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Nah, Velma's a product of the early 70's and Gloria Steinhem- she's kept it unshorn ever since they met right after a solved mystery. Freddy needed a weedwhacker just to find her clit one time and shorn her while she was sleeping. The real hidden mystery why they broke up the group.
 

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:087: Fred told everyone if the van is a rocking don't come a knocking. I think Fred was a major player. :cool:
May have been a major player, but he didn't have a major organ according to Daphne.
And it turns out he also was a faster finisher than he was at solving mysteries.
 

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:087: Fred told everyone if the van is a rocking don't come a knocking. I think Fred was a major player. :cool:

I bet you he fucked Scooby, too. Freddie was bi and into bestiality....

Funny how many people mention the ASScot...
 

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Velma was definitely the natural type... Daphne had the perfectly groomed triangle. The blond-headed guy was mostly into watching and Shaggy was the hung one. My roommate in my freshman year in college (an art student, go figure) used to draw porn scenes lifted right out Scooby-Do and that other cult favorite, Josey and the Pussycats. That Josey was a slut!
 

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