That’s very responsible. And hilarious.
No, found out for myself.....whish I had found out much much later....could have saved so much time 
No, found out for myself.....whish I had found out much much later....could have saved so much time
Too much time on your hands
My father never spoke about it - I had my older brother to thank for exposing me to masturbation.
Only time he talked to me was when I started dating a girl with a reputation. He simply walked up and said “are you fucking her?”
HD a 19 yo brother in law who taught me about a girls pussy and clitoris. How to rub on it to turn her on.
HD a 19 yo brother in law who taught me about a girls pussy and clitoris. How to rub on it to turn her on.
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My dad had one conversation with me about masturbation. I was brought up in a religious household, so of course he chastised me for it, probably because I wasn't good enough at hiding the porn magazine I aquired. He laid into me for a good hour, telling me it was "sinful" and "inappropriate to do in his house". Never did stop me from continuing.
We used to share a bedroom, and he's 4 years older than me. Let's just say he wasn't shy!!
not exactly a conversation. but I suffered through my puberty. my father always joked asking: "when you go to the bathroom, you do not have to leave the shower open, save water and energy"; "40 minutes in the shower?"; "Have you got any calluses?" ... I hated it. He could not even stand naked in front of him. These pranksters around my puberty (prank, pubic hair, cock growing ...) made me embarrassed and embarrassed to talk about sexuality and receive important information.
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what? ew! no! why should i talk with my father about masturbation? what is it in this issue that one should talk about it? it's not the ''please use condoms when having sex'' conversation when of course you're parents want to protect you from STDs etc. masturbation is something natural and everyone discovers what it is, by themselves, i find it weird talking about it with my father.
My dad was a man of few words. He never talked to me about it but when I started dating a girl that had a reputation ( I didn’t realize the adults knew it too) he simply said “ are you fucking that girl” what do you say to that? Oh no of course
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When my father discovered that I had been masturbating, he warned me that if I didn't stop it would cause me to go blind. I asked him if I could just keep doing it until I needed eyeglasses.
(Thank-you. I'm here all week.)
(Thank-you. I'm here all week.)
My Mom's Boyfriend talked about masturbation a lot. I think he thought he was being funny, but I had no clue what he was talking about until years later.
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HAHAHAHA....
Nope, not a word. Not a mention of anything to do with sex ever.
Nope, not a word. Not a mention of anything to do with sex ever.
Nope. Learned it all on my own. The first time I shot a load of cum it scared the hell out of me, I thought I broke something. I didn't touch my dick for two days. Everything seemed to be working fine though, and I couldn't wait to "Do THAT Again." I never looked back. In fact, I think I'll reminisce about it now! See Ya...
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Not a word. I was fully masturbating years before something came out of it, so it was "been there, done that", long before he might have thought to have the talk. In fact, Guys in the group couldnt wait to be the one to share that he had finally "made cum". Sometimes, we'd have to prove it. LOL. There would have been two things that I would have appreciated hearing from my father...Don't feel ashamed for doing it AND when you do do it, take your time, learn to edge, appreciate getting there, don't rush it. Maybe the latter, might have reduced my PE, later. It was always about the quick, instant gratification. That advice could help a lot of guys.
