Difference between God and a lawyer?

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  1. Imported

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    clownboots19: What's the difference between God and a lawyer?

    God doesn't think he is a lawyer!
     
    #1 Imported, Mar 22, 2005
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    clownboots,,

    In responding I had to keep looking up to be sure that lighting did'nt get me.

    True though.


    blackwood
     
    #2 blackwood, Mar 24, 2005
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    Here's one for you:

    An engineer died and went to hell. Satan said they rarely get engineers around here and asked if he could help out. The engineer had hell running at 99.999% efficiency within a month.

    God noticed this and told Satan all the engineers go to heaven. Satan said this isn't fair to him since he never gets an engineer. God threatened to sue.

    Satan's reply? "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
     
    #3 jonb, Mar 25, 2005
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    God is holey and a lawyer is a prick!
     
    #4 Bangbro, Jan 31, 2014
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    One has a Big dick.... one is one!
     
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