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I've been at war with the Falcon Tom Chase dildo for months.

I've tried others that even allege similar girth but this just ain't happening.

Eventually maybe I'll find a g/f to help out but so far this is just my own endeavor while masturbating.

I've tried just about every other Falcon like the Sean Davis model now) but this Chase guy is a problem.

It's just too uncomfortable and I can get maybe 4 inches in before I give up. At the same time, there are occasionally amazing feelings so I want to do this.

Any advice on mr. Chase?
 

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No!!! Do NOT do that!!!! I could cause serious internal damage...

You need to work it in as your own pace! Try sitting on it; that way you can control the speed at which you're comfortable with. Also, you may want to consider starting a bit smaller and working your way up to the ultimate.

Or, better yet, have a friend assist. that way you can just lay back and enjoy!!!

Remember: Plenty of lube.
 
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Bend over. Tame deep breath. Reeeellax. And I will help the gf shove it in buddy.
Seriously, relax, take your time work it in. Push your limits with reason...and enjoy!
 
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Bend over. Tame deep breath. Reeeellax. And I will help the gf shove it in buddy.
Seriously, relax, take your time work it in. Push your limits with reason...and enjoy!

PS. Take a hit pop. Your ass sure will feel it in the morning and you will have fond feelingd.

So who is this dildo person anyway?
 

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Sounds like you might be to tense and excited to relax in order for you to take it...The lower half is wider...so either go slow and use Crisco (It's the best for dildo play) or get a slightly small circumference dildo and slow stretch the opening.

Enjoy the sensation, don't rush, breath deep, and sit on it, and try to wiggle your hips as your going down.....good luck
 

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I have the Eric Hanson Falcon dildo. When I originally bought it, I thought it would be manageable. But it is huge. The package for all of these Falcon dildos say that they are "life size replicas," but I was some in the store that were absolutely too huge to be "life size." The only one that looked normal was the Jeremy Penn dildo.
 

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Finally did it. Can't say it was pleasurable per se but it was unique.

My cock just gushed precum half the time.

Now that you have finally reached the balls...it's time for you enjoy the ride...have fun, let yourself enjoy the feeling, rather than focusing on going balls deep. You might be surprised at the pleasure, and it will happen on it own...:tongue:
 

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I have the Eric Hanson Falcon dildo. When I originally bought it, I thought it would be manageable. But it is huge.


I totally agree--I bought the Kris Lord dildo from Falcon back when I was single. It took several weeks before I was able to take the whole thing in. I worked my way up using small then medium sized 'objects' until it slipped in with no problem. The orgasms I experienced with it were awesome. I still have it but don't use it anymore.
 

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My dildo has gotten rather large but since God gave some men big penises so they could make heavy women happy...

...oh...wait...

I keep getting dildos and bimbos mixed up. :redface:
 

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My dildo has gotten rather large but since God gave some men big penises so they could make heavy women happy...

...oh...wait...

I keep getting dildos and bimbos mixed up. :redface:

That's an easy mistake to make, they are very similar...however, the bimbos usually have more silicone in them....:biggrin1:
 

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I say just put it up on the dresser and admire it. If it's not happening, then maybe it just shouldn't happen. No need to risk hurting yourself. Besides, those Falcon dildos seem to be blown WAY out of proportion.


I agree with the proportionality of them. Although as someone above mentioned about the Kris Lord dildo...he was (is) a big guy. Before buying at "life size replica" dildo, I suggest one go to a store to actually see how big they are. You would be surprised how big and out of proportion they really are.