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Hi ladies,

I am a short statured guy with no way of showing my assets because we have to wear clothing in this society. I have tried looking into swingers clubs or nude clubs but they are couples or single women only. Nude clubs would be my outlet to showing my junk and my muscular body and perhaps a way I can meet a good woman that no longer could make assumptions about me because they will see my covered assets.
Are there any women here that would help me get into these swinger's clubs? Or can you point me in the right direction in meeting one? Escorts are too costly for the night and charge $1000 for the night so that option is out. They also screen people so I can't bring someone that is obese.

Thanks in advanced

Jeff
 

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Wow... this is not going to go down well.

So what you're saying is, you want someone to come play whore for you, for free because you won't pay for a real hooker, so that you can show off your junk to other women in the hopes of finding one who finds you appealing?

I really hope you're a sub, because I suspect you'd have the best luck if there was a ball gag involved.
 

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Hi ladies,

I am a short statured guy with no way of showing my assets because we have to wear clothing in this society. I have tried looking into swingers clubs or nude clubs but they are couples or single women only. Nude clubs would be my outlet to showing my junk and my muscular body and perhaps a way I can meet a good woman that no longer could make assumptions about me because they will see my covered assets.
Are there any women here that would help me get into these swinger's clubs? Or can you point me in the right direction in meeting one? Escorts are too costly for the night and charge $1000 for the night so that option is out. They also screen people so I can't bring someone that is obese.

Thanks in advanced

Jeff

you're outta luck women only like tall guys with big dicks. you should consider men, they give the best blowjobs anyway

PS. fat chicks give good head too cause they are always hungry lol amirite guys
 
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Wow... this is not going to go down well.

So what you're saying is, you want someone to come play whore for you, for free because you won't pay for a real hooker, so that you can show off your junk to other women in the hopes of finding one who finds you appealing?

I really hope you're a sub, because I suspect you'd have the best luck if there was a ball gag involved.

No but the swingers clubs say NO SINGLE MEN ALLOWED!! I have not had luck being covered in clothing because women in regular clubs make too many assumptions about my handicap (being a dwarf). I midas well kill myself because of mean women like yourself. I don't know how women could be so mean.
 

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you're outta luck women only like tall guys with big dicks. you should consider men, they give the best blowjobs anyway

PS. fat chicks give good head too cause they are always hungry lol amirite guys

Even fat chicks don't like short guys. I want a family and I strike out with being covered and my junk and bod which are always covered are hidden assets. All these ladies see is my lack of height which is worse than a handicap in this society. Any way i can possibly grow taller? If you can't answer that question than women have the most impossible standards. It is equivalent to being deformed or disfigured and I midas well shoot myself. I no longer want to live.
 

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Even fat chicks don't like short guys. I want a family and I strike out with being covered and my junk and bod which are always covered are hidden assets. All these ladies see is my lack of height which is worse than a handicap in this society. Any way i can possibly grow taller? If you can't answer that question than women have the most impossible standards. It is equivalent to being deformed or disfigured and I midas well shoot myself. I no longer want to live.

if you are considering suicide then you should talk to someone like a trusted family member, your doctor or an anonymous hotline New York Suicide & Crisis Hotlines - When You Feel You Can't Go On... Call a Suicide Hotline. / SuicideHotlines.com - Direction for immediate crisis intervention for the gravely suicidal & treatment for major clinical suicidal depression.
 

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I had answered this post under the assumption that you were a dwarf - a little person, but you aren't. You are just short! 5'2" is not a dwarf, so your nick is misleading.

Thank you Patchos, for posting those links. You, Asiandwarf need help. If you are threatening suicide hoping for pity fucks, you are out of luck. If you are sincere, then use one of those numbers. Get help. Seek therapy. If you think the best part of you is in your pants, you will never find a relationship.

Sure, women may not fantasize about being with a short guy, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't fantasize about being with you. Be interesting and interested. Be curious. Don't be desperate. And by the way, threatening suicide is really desperate.

You need help. You don't seem remotely ready for a relationship.
 

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Even fat chicks don't like short guys. I want a family and I strike out with being covered and my junk and bod which are always covered are hidden assets. All these ladies see is my lack of height which is worse than a handicap in this society. Any way i can possibly grow taller? If you can't answer that question than women have the most impossible standards. It is equivalent to being deformed or disfigured and I midas well shoot myself. I no longer want to live.

Even fat chicks don't like short guys? Wow. Maybe your problem has more to do with a bad attitude than your height.
 

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Even fat chicks don't like short guys? Wow. Maybe your problem has more to do with a bad attitude than your height.

I am open to dating an overweight chick as long as she doesn't make me give up excercising to eat bad foods with her. If she for example buys a sundae and expects me to finish it, or course she will get mad at me for refusing to eat the other half and dumping it. I won't eat it because it goes against my diet but if she wants to change me for the worse, I cannot be with her.
 

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I am open to dating an overweight chick as long as she doesn't make me give up excercising to eat bad foods with her. If she for example buys a sundae and expects me to finish it, or course she will get mad at me for refusing to eat the other half and dumping it. I won't eat it because it goes against my diet but if she wants to change me for the worse, I cannot be with her.

You completely missed the point.
 

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I had answered this post under the assumption that you were a dwarf - a little person, but you aren't. You are just short! 5'2" is not a dwarf, so your nick is misleading.

Thank you Patchos, for posting those links. You, Asiandwarf need help. If you are threatening suicide hoping for pity fucks, you are out of luck. If you are sincere, then use one of those numbers. Get help. Seek therapy. If you think the best part of you is in your pants, you will never find a relationship.

Sure, women may not fantasize about being with a short guy, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't fantasize about being with you. Be interesting and interested. Be curious. Don't be desperate. And by the way, threatening suicide is really desperate.

You need help. You don't seem remotely ready for a relationship.

i am socially awkward and don't know what to do around women so yes, I am desperate but if no woman wants to be with a dwarf and yes, women consider me a midget for being below average height, then I don't know what else to do. Perhaps the rest of you can point me in the right direction instead of criticizing me. I want guidance not insults. If showing my goods is the way to go, point me to a nudist camp where they allow single men or find me a date so I can get in. If I can somehow get a date fully dressed, then point me to a club or something online.
 

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start rocking yoga pants.
go with a light color to maximize your VPL.
if you don't notice women looking consider a bit of embellishment.
some tasteful bedazzling of the outline is a guaranteed eye catcher!
 

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i am socially awkward and don't know what to do around women so yes, I am desperate but if no woman wants to be with a dwarf and yes, women consider me a midget for being below average height, then I don't know what else to do. Perhaps the rest of you can point me in the right direction instead of criticizing me. I want guidance not insults. If showing my goods is the way to go, point me to a nudist camp where they allow single men or find me a date so I can get in. If I can somehow get a date fully dressed, then point me to a club or something online.

First of all, midget is an offensive term. Remove it from your vocabulary.

Second, dwarfism is medical condition. One that you do not have.

Third, telling you to seek therapy is not an insult. You need help. Threatening suicide is sick. Thinking that you need to be naked in order to find a woman is distorted thinking. Get help.
 

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First of all, midget is an offensive term. Remove it from your vocabulary.

Second, dwarfism is medical condition. One that you do not have.

Third, telling you to seek therapy is not an insult. You need help. Threatening suicide is sick. Thinking that you need to be naked in order to find a woman is distorted thinking. Get help.

I will believe I am a midget if I am constantly called one, and the fact I cannot grow any more is also a medical condition, one that I must live with for the rest of my life and that prevents me from getting the family i want. Women tend to assume that I have a small dick and I am weak because of my stature but i am stronger than i look and have worked in a construction job for 5 years before getting my degree and becoming an engineer. perhaps my need to show my muscles and cock is from women making the assumptions. (Gary Coleman is only 5 " shorter than me.) Therapy, maybe I need a new one. She told me to live with being single for the rest of my life. She wasn't much help. I guess none of you have the answers so I will ask another forum. It's okay, i won't commit suicide either as someone else may have answers that I need even if I can find it in a new therapist or forum. Fortunately, i am not alone as I have made a new friend who is willing to help in this forum.
mickey, i will keep doing gymnastics (yes that's me doing the handstand but ladies want a taller dude that are less talented and in worse shape) and the yoga pants probably helps. Maybe I need tighter clothing which outlines my goodies since I can't show them. thanks Mickey.
 
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Dude im 5`2 im not a dwarf. And ive also dated or fucked guys that are 5`2...women dont just npt talk to a guy cos they think he has a small dick. We dont talk to a guy cos we think.he is a dick. I suggest trying to find ways to improve your confidence...that will prob help you more than going to a freaking swingers club.
 

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Asiandwarf, I'm pretty sure Mickey was being facetious. Do not get a bedazzler and decorate your pants. Do work on your sense of humor. You have trouble knowing the difference between good advice, and cringey jokes. Your therapist sounds like a cunt who should never have gone into her field. You should replace her immediately. There is some issue holding you back with women, something in your personality. Or you have a very ugly face. You didn't say. If you have a nice face, and a nice body, you should be able to get far enough with women that they would find out about your personality. If you are constantly striking out, it's your face, or your personality, or both, would be my guess. If it's your personality, therapy will help you find out how to be your most likeable self.
 

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i was totally serious about the yoga pants.
it's important in to lead with your most positive qualities.
ya move merch in the front window, ya know?

maybe dance tights if you if you really want to step up your advertising budget.


*koff*windup*koff*
 

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Firstly, I wasn't being mean, I was being honest. Your post made you sound like a prize winning asshole so I suggested you'd have more luck finding women if you couldn't speak, it was at worst, poor humour.

Here is what you said in your first post, based on how it came across to me:

1. I have an impressive willy
2. Women are obsessed with penis size
3. I'm on the shorter side
4. Women make assumptions
5. Women will jump at the chance to be with me if they see my penis
6. I can't afford a hooker
7. Come be my free hooker for the night
8. I don't want you, I want to use you to get other women
9. Fat chicks are eww

I broke it down so there could be no misunderstandings.

From your follow up posts, including the one where you threaten suicide, I can only conclude that you've got what I like to call "yappy dog syndrome" This is a personality/behaviour trait usually found in shorter men/women. There is no size requirement for this trait other than they be shorter than those they generally spend time with, be it friends, family or co-workers. It is demonstrated by a persistent victim mentality, a fixation on some other quality they have where by the convince themselves that all people within their chosen target audience are completely obsessed with it and generally being aggressive with others... I call it yappy dog, because lets face it, they have more to prove and go out of their way to be obnoxious little shits.

Here is my advice to you:

1. A good woman doesn't care how short you are
2. A good woman doesn't care how much you're packing
3. Women don't like being asked to fill in for a hooker because you can't afford one
4. Good women prefer the person, not the packaging.

A little about me:

I'm above average height for a woman. Until I got married, I was always one of the tallest people I knew. I got married and now, much like yourself I'm a good 6" shorter than the vast majority of people I spend time with. All the shelves are higher up than normal, they put things I use on a regular basis on those higher shelves and I have to go to them asking for help to get them down, clothes they buy for me swamp me, skirts and jeans are ruined because they drag on the floor, get caught in doors, and I feel like a small child attempting to get their attention when we stand around chatting, constantly having to look up at them...

It isn't a nice feeling, I do feel self-conscious about it when I'm around them. I feel like I look abnormal when I'm with them, and when they crack jokes about it... It doesn't help!

Do I let any of that show? No, because I am more than my height, and you are more than your height and your penis. That is what we're all trying to tell you. Get yourself some help from someone other than the person you've been seeing previously, and if I may suggest it, spend some time here chatting to people, getting to know them without all the baggage you've made for yourself, your height doesn't matter, your penis size doesn't matter, but leading with the two features you're having issues with, as I said earlier, makes you look like a prize winning asshole, and that really does matter.

We care about you as a person, not as a couple of a measurements!
 

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I am looking to be a loyal father but not to someone else's kids so I rule out single mothers unless they've been supporting their own kids and will always support their own kids from other fathers. I also tried eHarmony, Match.com, Yahoo! dating, and other sites but no luck because I write that I am 5'2" tall. Women on those sites look for men who are over 5'7" tall. I haven't tried okCupid but I feel that if I put my height on that one I'll blow it and waste another $40 a month or whatever it'll cost for the month. 5'2" tall does not look good on paper no matter how much of a gentleman i am. I do not write depressing thoughts like "I missed the boat" or "why am I still single". I write stuff like "fun loving, exciting, travelling guy looking to share an adventure" and if it works out, I can be a loyal father or husband. Still no response! They'd rather go with tall guys that fuck them and dump them, that's the impression I get from these sites. I will post another thread maybe asking how to write my okCupid profile. I'll give that one a shot.
 
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