1. oldman9x7

    oldman9x7 New Member

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    This farmer was sleeping peacfully when suddenly he became aware that he had developed a raging hard on. He rolled his wife over and found that it was so big that he could't gain entrance. In despertion he ran to the barn and tried a young heiffer. No luck. Next he tried an old brood mare. Same story, couldn't get it in her. Then he spied a horse collar hanging on the wall and grabbed that. Ahhh! Perfect fit!!

    Just then he came fully awake and found that his dick was caught in a buttonhole in his pajama pants.

    Gramps
     
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