DILF

[8Cylinder]

I;d like to have DILF--older guys are HOT!!

Step right up, hot boy. No line at the moment.

 

[8Cylinder]

I feel like the "DILF" is only a thing for homo/bisexual men and women already in a committed relationship with said "DILF". I dont think its ever going to become the mirror image of MILF, as in an older woman/woman with kids that men in general find especially attractive.

Now that's a mouthful, Sag. Maybe if I give you a mouthful you'll change your mind.

 

[Sagittarius84]

Now that's a mouthful, Sag. Maybe if I give you a mouthful you'll change your mind.

Again I reiterate;

I feel like the "DILF" is only a thing for homo/bisexual men and women already in a committed relationship with said "DILF"

Sorry lame ol' hetero here, thanks but no thanks.

 

[SamMann75]

So, recently my 23 year old daughter was home for the weekend and her and her friend were drunk at the house when me and my wife got home. Not sure how it came up, but they were taking how all the girls they were friends with in junior high and high school had huge crushes on me... even some of their guy friends. My wife said don't let that ego get out of check, that's when my daughter's friend said yeah but they didn't know he had a tiny penis.


The neighbor diagonally across the street... in his 60s now, retired fire fighter. For over 20 years the women in this neighborhood have talked about him, and his shirtless mowing of the lawn... and that "huge thing" that sways in his shorts as he walks along mowing the lawn.

 

[bravesoldier]

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Now that's a fucking DILF.

 

[T_Lurch]

Does one have to have children to be considered a DILF?

 

[8Cylinder]

Now that's a fucking DILF.

Better if we could see him fucking.

 

[PRINCE_PEACH]

Does one have to have children to be considered a DILF?

Yes

 

[deleted6636031]

Does one have to have children to be considered a DILF?

Typically yes but some use it even for those who don't

 

[8Cylinder]

Again I reiterate;

Sorry lame ol' hetero here, thanks but no thanks.

There exists no one lame. It's important to know your strengths, to focus on them. Especially for those of us who in the past were branded lame without the slightest knowledge of who they were characterizing.

 

[sprinter78]

So, recently my 23 year old daughter was home for the weekend and her and her friend were drunk at the house when me and my wife got home. Not sure how it came up, but they were taking how all the girls they were friends with in junior high and high school had huge crushes on me... even some of their guy friends. My wife said don't let that ego get out of check, that's when my daughter's friend said yeah but they didn't know he had a tiny penis.


The neighbor diagonally across the street... in his 60s now, retired fire fighter. For over 20 years the women in this neighborhood have talked about him, and his shirtless mowing of the lawn... and that "huge thing" that sways in his shorts as he walks along mowing the lawn.

How does your daughter's friend know how big your dick is or was she just trying to be funny?

 

[Mick20077]

I enjoy being called a DILF…….

I just make sure I don’t have the dad bod to go with jt …..

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Yea please!! Yummy DILF

 

[bijockfl]

I’m having my first child in September. My wife calls me “future DILF” View attachment 34343271 View attachment 34343291 View attachment 34343301

Congrats

 

[LQC]

You said he's drop dead? so....deceased I'd like to fuck. I'm not into Necrophilia tbh.

Bud-ump-bump. tschhhhhhh.

 

[LQC]

I’m having my first child in September. My wife calls me “future DILF” View attachment 34343271 View attachment 34343291 View attachment 34343301

UHHHHH, YOU ARE HOT. With the phone blocking your face, you remind me of the Quebecois hot actor, Pierre-Yves Cardinal. Go watch the 2013 film adaptation of “Tom At The Farm”, directed by Xavier Dolan.

 

[Mick20077]

I’m having my first child in September. My wife calls me “future DILF” View attachment 34343271 View attachment 34343291 View attachment 34343301

very sexy! Congratulations!

 

[bravesoldier]

Fukkn DILF..

 

[maroon1040]

Theres even an Instagram page dedicated to DILF sightings at Disneyland.

 

[Indelicate]

Never considered myself a DILF. Would I make the grade?

https://www.lpsg.com/gallery/photos/just-chillin-on-a-saturday-morning.471322/

Indy

 

[deleted39601]

Am I a dilf? perhaps I should post more full body pics lol.