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My daughter had a friend who was always around. In fact, I was going to claim her on my taxes. But her folks said I had to clothe her as well as feed her. So we left that alone.

Daughter came home from college one weekend, and sure enough her shadow was here to spend the day, too.

I always loved teasing her, and I thought she enjoyed the teasing, but at the pool I overheard her telling my daughter something about me, and it greatly upset me. My daughter looked upset too and told her to shut up.

That evening at the dinner table I told my daughter I was upset with her friend. She asked why. I said I thought she like me, but I hear her calling me a Dill. And I assumed it was because I was sour like a dill pickle.

My daughter spit whatever food or drink she had in her mouth and literally fell out of her chair laughing and choking at the same time. She finally left the room, and my wife chased after her.

Apparently, they had a talk because my wife returned to the table with a shit-eating grin on her face. She said I wasn't called a dill but a DILF.

What the hell does that mean? She didn't know at the time either, but daughter enlightened her.

Needless to say that kind of changed my relationship with her friend. I'm cordial, but I don't tease as much anymore.
 

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My daughter had a friend who was always around. In fact, I was going to claim her on my taxes. But her folks said I had to clothe her as well as feed her. So we left that alone.

Daughter came home from college one weekend, and sure enough her shadow was here to spend the day, too.

I always loved teasing her, and I thought she enjoyed the teasing, but at the pool I overheard her telling my daughter something about me, and it greatly upset me. My daughter looked upset too and told her to shut up.

That evening at the dinner table I told my daughter I was upset with her friend. She asked why. I said I thought she like me, but I hear her calling me a Dill. And I assumed it was because I was sour like a dill pickle.

My daughter spit whatever food or drink she had in her mouth and literally fell out of her chair laughing and choking at the same time. She finally left the room, and my wife chased after her.

Apparently, they had a talk because my wife returned to the table with a shit-eating grin on her face. She said I wasn't called a dill but a DILF.

What the hell does that mean? She didn't know at the time either, but daughter enlightened her.

Needless to say that kind of changed my relationship with her friend. I'm cordial, but I don't tease as much anymore.
Hilarious. And good to see you posting.
 

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My daughter had a friend who was always around. In fact, I was going to claim her on my taxes. But her folks said I had to clothe her as well as feed her. So we left that alone.

Daughter came home from college one weekend, and sure enough her shadow was here to spend the day, too.

I always loved teasing her, and I thought she enjoyed the teasing, but at the pool I overheard her telling my daughter something about me, and it greatly upset me. My daughter looked upset too and told her to shut up.

That evening at the dinner table I told my daughter I was upset with her friend. She asked why. I said I thought she like me, but I hear her calling me a Dill. And I assumed it was because I was sour like a dill pickle.

My daughter spit whatever food or drink she had in her mouth and literally fell out of her chair laughing and choking at the same time. She finally left the room, and my wife chased after her.

Apparently, they had a talk because my wife returned to the table with a shit-eating grin on her face. She said I wasn't called a dill but a DILF.

What the hell does that mean? She didn't know at the time either, but daughter enlightened her.

Needless to say that kind of changed my relationship with her friend. I'm cordial, but I don't tease as much anymore.

Well, hello stranger! LOL! Patio time is nice, huh?

That story is so crazy! I still laugh about it!

And little Lauren and I stay in touch on Facebook and still has a huge crush on you although she's a married mom now.
 

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I’m 51 with daughters that are a senior and freshman. Not sure if I would qualify…[video=medium]6446961[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video]View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911
Looked up DILF in the dictionary. There was your picture. You qualify!
 

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I’m 51 with daughters that are a senior and freshman. Not sure if I would qualify…[video=medium]6446961[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video]View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911
@MDM8, You, sir, definately qualify. Impressive as hell and hot!
 
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I’m 51 with daughters that are a senior and freshman. Not sure if I would qualify…[video=medium]6446961[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video]View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911


My wife says you're a DSLF... dad she'd like to fuck
 
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I’m 51 with daughters that are a senior and freshman. Not sure if I would qualify…[video=medium]6446961[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video]View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911

jesus you absolutely do qualify :heart_eyes::yum
 
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I’m 51 with daughters that are a senior and freshman. Not sure if I would qualify…[video=medium]6446961[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video][video=medium]7960401[/video]View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911View media item 8941911

That's a big dick buddy
 
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I have had a few experiences with dudes back in the day. All of them were 15-20 years older than me at that time and all of them were masculine and muscular fathers. Some were even married. One of the hottest things to me was going over to his house and seeing pictures of his children on the walls. Proof that he hit the pussy raw and didn't pull out. Knowing he was going to give me access to the dick that made them, I wanted to make sure he felt appreciated as a father and a man.