Diners Can 'Have A Ball' at Testicle Festival

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  1. Principessa

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    Diners Can 'Have A Ball' at Testicle Festival



     
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    I've been to to a testicle festival in Montana. But I only had a cheeseburger.
     
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    Rocky Mountain Oysters are a seasonal dish in many casino restaurants along I-80 from Wells to Reno, but they are too chewy for me to enjoy. There's usually a food stand at the annual Basque Festival in Elko that has a long line waiting for their special treat. And the Cowboy Poetry Festival attracts some regional cooks competing for who can make the testicles more palatable. I'll stick with the artery-clogging Chicken Fried Steak. The white cream and pepper gravy covers up a multitude of carnivorous sins.

    But if I ever walk into a kitchen a discover a real chicken frying the steaks, I'll take it as a signal someone slipped something in my Kool Aid.
     
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    I've been to Clinton, MT, where they have the Test Fest, but not during the actual festival. It's too pretty to describe.
     
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    I'm stickin' with Matzo balls.
     
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    Mmm, matzo. Yum.
     
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    Mmm, matzo balls are yummy. I miss a good matzo ball soup. :frown1:
     
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    Chocolate Malted Balls are good too. {Whoppers anyone?:biggrin1:}
     
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    Figures it'd be named Clinton. :laughing:
     
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    These were the Easter Bunny's first and last attempt at marketing a pseudo kosher food for Passover. Good, though. :biggrin1:
     
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