Dipilatory caution..

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    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to
    the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned
    both ears and the dog could hear fine.

    The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep
    this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair"
    hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

    The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At
    the register, the pharmacist tells her, "If you're going to use this
    under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

    The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

    The pharmacist says, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave
    for a couple of days."

    The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs, either. If you must
    know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

    The pharmacist says: "Then, stay off your bicycle for a week."
     
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    oooh...you had me nervous for a minute, thinking this was a true story...
     
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    Excellent Joke!!! Made me laugh out loud.:biggrin1:
     
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