Dipilatory caution..

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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to
the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned
both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep
this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair"
hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At
the register, the pharmacist tells her, "If you're going to use this
under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist says, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave
for a couple of days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs, either. If you must
know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The pharmacist says: "Then, stay off your bicycle for a week."
 

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jay_too said:
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to
the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned
both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep
this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair"
hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At
the register, the pharmacist tells her, "If you're going to use this
under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist says, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave
for a couple of days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs, either. If you must
know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The pharmacist says: "Then, stay off your bicycle for a week."

oooh...you had me nervous for a minute, thinking this was a true story...