Dirtiest thing ever said to you during sex

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  1. SoLowHung

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    toss up between:

    "gag me, please"
    Yeah, took that one slowly...wasn't quite sure how I felt about it but she knew what she was doing.

    and

    "I'm gunna smother you with this pussy, you fucker"
    Teasing is fun.




    Let's hear it.
     
  2. shad24

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    wash it first
     
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    "Ohhhhhhhhh sh*t baby, I wanna live inside your p*ssy!" and "Aw f*ck, your p*ssy's so sweet I'm going to go blind!" (that one was diabetic)
     
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    I'm usually the one saying all the dirty things. I literally have to force it out of people most of the time.
    woah is my sex life :(
     
  5. dolfette

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    i'm a sick & twisted girl...

    i like to call a lover "Daddy".
     
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    I masturbated to a picture of a pregnant Marcia Cross once and I called her "mommy".
     
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    "Your (pussy) is so fucking wet."

    "You like that baby?"

    Pretty standard, me.
     
  8. AshleyJel

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    Without a doubt the dirtiest thing ever said to me during sex was "How do you like this thick cock in your ass? whooore"

    :( I liked being called a whore during sex times, dont judge me
     
  9. rob_just_rob

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    Nothing wrong with that. :biggrin1:
     
  10. rob_just_rob

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    I've had all kinds of sick, wonderful stuff said to me during sex, and I'm damned if I can remember any of it. I suck at dirty talk.
     
  11. B_Think_Kink

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    I think more dirty things, than I say...
     
  12. rob_just_rob

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    I can't think, fuck, and talk at the same time. :tongue:
     
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    I can:rolleyes:
     
  14. rob_just_rob

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    Can you post on LPSG while having sex?
     
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    I can while getting a blowjob... I think you have to draw the line somewhere.:rolleyes:
     
  16. rob_just_rob

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    You're going be asked to prove that, probably. :cool:

    I used to be able to count up the prime numbers while having sex. That skill has disappeared, along with the reason for developing it.
     
  17. Principessa

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    DITTO :redface: ​
     
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    i told this chick that i wanted to stick my toung down her throat so i can lick my cock(which was in her pussy)...i thought it was funny
     
  19. B_Think_Kink

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    I can....
     
  20. hardstud

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    Dirtiest thing ever said to me: "I want you to rip my ass to shreads with that monster cock and make me bleed"

    Needless to say...I did.
     
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