Dirtiest thing ever said to you during sex

[SoLowHung]

toss up between:

"gag me, please"
Yeah, took that one slowly...wasn't quite sure how I felt about it but she knew what she was doing.

and

"I'm gunna smother you with this pussy, you fucker"
Teasing is fun.




Let's hear it.

 

[shad24]

wash it first

 

[Tee&A]

"Ohhhhhhhhh sh*t baby, I wanna live inside your p*ssy!" and "Aw f*ck, your p*ssy's so sweet I'm going to go blind!" (that one was diabetic)

 

[B_Kshelby67]

I'm usually the one saying all the dirty things. I literally have to force it out of people most of the time.
woah is my sex life

 

[dolfette]

i'm a sick & twisted girl...

i like to call a lover "Daddy".

 

[submit452]

I masturbated to a picture of a pregnant Marcia Cross once and I called her "mommy".

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

"Your (pussy) is so fucking wet."

"You like that baby?"

Pretty standard, me.

 

[AshleyJel]

Without a doubt the dirtiest thing ever said to me during sex was "How do you like this thick cock in your ass? whooore"

I liked being called a whore during sex times, dont judge me

 

[rob_just_rob]

Without a doubt the dirtiest thing ever said to me during sex was "How do you like this thick cock in your ass? whooore"

I liked being called a whore during sex times, dont judge me

Nothing wrong with that. :biggrin1:

 

[rob_just_rob]

I've had all kinds of sick, wonderful stuff said to me during sex, and I'm damned if I can remember any of it. I suck at dirty talk.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I think more dirty things, than I say...

 

[rob_just_rob]

I think more dirty things, than I say...

I can't think, fuck, and talk at the same time. :tongue:

 

[jeff black]

I can't think, fuck, and talk at the same time. :tongue:

I can

 

[rob_just_rob]

I can

Can you post on LPSG while having sex?

 

[jeff black]

Can you post on LPSG while having sex?

I can while getting a blowjob... I think you have to draw the line somewhere.

 

[rob_just_rob]

I can while getting a blowjob... I think you have to draw the line somewhere.

You're going be asked to prove that, probably.

I used to be able to count up the prime numbers while having sex. That skill has disappeared, along with the reason for developing it.

 

[Principessa]

I've had all kinds of sick, wonderful stuff said to me during sex, and I'm damned if I can remember any of it. I suck at dirty talk.

DITTO :redface:​

 

[B_agapeboy]

i told this chick that i wanted to stick my toung down her throat so i can lick my cock(which was in her pussy)...i thought it was funny

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I can't think, fuck, and talk at the same time. :tongue:

I can....

 

[hardstud]

Dirtiest thing ever said to me: "I want you to rip my ass to shreads with that monster cock and make me bleed"

Needless to say...I did.