Dirty, Filthy, Nasty Poems

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Hickory dickory dock
This chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck one
I dumped my cum
And dropped her off at the next block


There once was a man from Plainstucket
Who had a thing so long he could suck it
One day he said with a grin
As he laid it upon his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

 

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There was a young woman from Nodd
Who wanted a baby from God
But it wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie --
'Twas the vicar, the dirty old sod!

 

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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!