Dirty, Filthy, Nasty Poems

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_superlarge, Aug 26, 2007.

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    Hickory dickory dock
    This chick was sucking my cock
    The clock struck one
    I dumped my cum
    And dropped her off at the next block


    There once was a man from Plainstucket
    Who had a thing so long he could suck it
    One day he said with a grin
    As he laid it upon his chin
    If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
     
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    There was a young woman from Nodd
    Who wanted a baby from God
    But it wasn't the Almighty
    Who lifted her nightie --
    'Twas the vicar, the dirty old sod!
     
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    Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
    to fetch her poor dog a bone.
    But when she bent over,
    Rover took over
    And the bitch got a bone of her own! :eek:
     
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