1. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Three nuns were walking through the park
    three men jump them and start raping them
    the first nun looks up at the sky and says "forgive him lord, for he knows not what he does"
    The second nun also looks up at the sky and said "forgive him lord, for he knows not what he does"
    The third nun looked at the other two and said "mine sure does!"
     
  2. windtalkerways

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    Hang on a minute...how would the
    third one even know? Tsk, tsk...:wink:
     
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    An old maiden who barely did kissing,
    One day discovered what she had been missing.
    When laid down on the sod,
    She cried out, "Oh God!
    All these years I'd just used it for pissing". :rolleyes:
     
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    In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?" Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"
    The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

    The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"
    Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago".
    "Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating.

    Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?!"
    Bob says, "I'm gettin' it on with Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago
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    Man: You are awfully flat chested, but you've got a tight pussy.
    Woman: Get off my back
    (men are dumb)
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    Mrs. Prezocki walks into a sex store and says to the salesman, "Where are the dildos?"
    The clerk points and says, "On the wall over there."
    She looks and says, "I want one of the red ones."
    The salesman says, "No, lady. The dildos are the ones next to the fire extinguisher."

    (women are sluts):biggrin1:

     
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