Dirty Limericks One Line At A Time

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My new friend her name is Yvette
She DPed two guys on a bet.
In came a third cock
Poking from a jock.
All her holes plugged, what a quartet!
 
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Well, we wrote 2!!


My new friend her name is Yvette
She DPed two guys on a bet.
In came a third cock
Poking from a jock.
All her holes plugged, what a quartet!

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My new friend her name is Yvette
She DPed two guys on a bet.
In came a third cock
Poking from a jock.
When she squirted they all got wet!
 
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There once was a guy named McCall,
Whose cock was the biggest of all.
 
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There once was a guy named McCall,
Whose cock was the biggest of all.
Slim as a pencil,
A wicked utensil.
 
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For the sheer fun of it, let's see what happen if we do this one again (So many possibilities):

There once was a guy named McCall,
 
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There once was a guy named McCall,
His hard pecker was wide and tall
He said "take a ride,"
 
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There once was a guy named McCall,
His hard pecker was wide and tall
He said "take a ride,"
Now please open wide
She came screaming, "I want it all."
 
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Hey! A two for one. Let's do them both.

1. Papa was feeling quite jolly!
His cock was fucking young Molly.


2. There once was a man from New York,
Who's slinging 9 inches of pork
 

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1. Papa was feeling quite jolly!
His cock was fucking young Molly.
She begged her to stop

2. There once was a man from New York,
Who's slinging 9 inches of pork
Lots of guys want it


note: regarding #1. sorry. how young is she? i'm all for dirty but minors involved is a no-no
 
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1. Papa was feeling quite jolly!
His cock was fucking young Molly.
She begged her to stop

2. There once was a man from New York,
Who's slinging 9 inches of pork
Lots of guys want it


note: regarding #1. sorry. how young is she? i'm all for dirty but minors involved is a no-no
"how young is she? i'm all for dirty but minors involved is a no-no" We all AGREE 100%. Everyone is an adult. "Young" is merely a single syllable word that fits the rhyme and means someone who is under 30.

Also in #1, you wrote "She begged her to stop." Assume that's a typo and meant "him."
 
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There once was a man from New York,
Who's slinging 9 inches of pork
Lots of guys want it
Some tried but can't fit
Caused he shoved it right in like a cork.
 
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