Dirty Limericks One Line At A Time

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Papa was feeling quite jolly!
His cock was fucking sweet Molly.
She begged her to stop
He started to pop!
 
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I have a hot mate called Jasper
He lunged for the blonde to grasp her
 
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I have a hot mate called Jasper
He lunged for the blonde to grasp her
He missed grasping her
Hey -- May I make a few suggestions regarding limericks? In a limerick, the third line turns or moves the story along and there is a different word at the end to rhyme with. The rhyming pattern is: 1,2, & 5 -- 3 & 4. Also, the last word of the first line needs to be a word that you can rhyme a lot of words with like "toy" or "rock", or "most" or "way." It's difficult to rhyme with Jasper.

Also, in the last one, you use the same word from line #1 "jolly" as the rhyme to end with in line #5, "jolly" rather than "dolly," or "folly" or even "tamale!" Try it. I believe you'll find it makes a better limerick and is more fun to write and read.
 
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I have a hot mate called Jasper
He lunged for the blonde to grasp her
She swatted his cock,
 
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I have a hot mate called Jasper
He lunged for the blonde to grasp her
She swatted his cock,
But much to her shock
Balls deep in her ass made her gasp, sir?!
 
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There was a gay guy from Bombay,
Who was feeling a bit risque
He tied himself up,
 
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There was a gay guy from Bombay,
Who was feeling a bit risque
He tied himself up,
Dressed up like a pup
And said, "Dev, fuck my ass this way."
 
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John woke up with an erection
That he aimed in Jan's direction
 
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John woke up with an erection
That he aimed in Jan's direction.
Jan flashed him some skin,
John's big cock plowed in,