I have a hot mate called Jasper
He lunged for the blonde to grasp her
He missed grasping her
Hey -- May I make a few suggestions regarding limericks? In a limerick, the third line turns or moves the story along and there is a different word at the end to rhyme with. The rhyming pattern is: 1,2, & 5 -- 3 & 4. Also, the last word of the first line needs to be a word that you can rhyme a lot of words with like "toy" or "rock", or "most" or "way." It's difficult to rhyme with Jasper.
Also, in the last one, you use the same word from line #1 "jolly" as the rhyme to end with in line #5, "jolly" rather than "dolly," or "folly" or even "tamale!" Try it. I believe you'll find it makes a better limerick and is more fun to write and read.