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John woke up with an erection
That he aimed in Jan's direction.
Jan flashed him some skin,
John's big cock plowed in,
Jan moaned "John's cock is perfection"
 
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Aged John can't get an erection,
Since his wife gives no affection.
She gave him a pill,
 
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Aged John can't get an erection,
Since his wife gives no affection.
She gave him a pill,
Said, "Take me at will."
 
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Aged John can't get an erection,
Since his wife gives no affection.
She gave him a pill,
Said, "Take me at will
Aged John can't get an erection,
Since his wife gives no affection.
She gave him a pill,
He Said, "Take me to Will!!!

Aged John can't get an erection,
Since his wife gives no affection.
She gave him a pill,
He Said, "Take me to Will!!!
Please help me out. What does that mean? "Take me to Will!" I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm confused. Is it a term I don't know, or something else? Thanks.
 
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Is it a term I don't know, or something else? Thanks.
Maybe will is the name of the doctor, or the name of someone he's having an affair with and he's Bi? Either way it's longer than 5 of the 8-8-5-5-8 so it doesn't work. I'm using yours:

Aged John can't get an erection,
Since his wife gives no affection.
She gave him a pill,
Said, "Take me at will
Her lust became his correction.
 
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Maybe will is the name of the doctor, or the name of someone he's having an affair with and he's Bi? Either way it's longer than 5 of the 8-8-5-5-8 so it doesn't work. I'm using yours:

Aged John can't get an erection,
Since his wife gives no affection.
She gave him a pill,
Said, "Take me at will
Her lust became his correction.
Yes. Thank you
 
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There was a student from Uni,
Who people thought of as loony,
 
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There was a student from Uni,
Who people thought of as loony,
He danced nude all night,
Cock curved to the right
 
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There was a student from Uni,
Who people thought of as loony,
He danced nude all night,
Cock curved to the right,
Long and thick it was not puny.
:emoji_clap::emoji_clap::emoji_clap:
 
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Joan spread her sweet thighs in a stunt
 
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Joan spread her sweet thighs in a stunt
Revealing her big hairy cunt
Rod did a quick shave,