There once was a woman from Brussels Who liked having sexual tussles She searched far and long For the ultimate dong And found quite the huge one on Russell. (I'm a Russell Crowe fan) In case you aren't familiar with writing limericks : They are almost always 5 lines. The last word in the 1st, 2nd, and 5th lines must rhyme. And the last word in the 3rd and 4th lines must rhyme....but not with the other words that rhyme. Did that make any sense ? Any takers ?