This is my dad's favorite and is from the 1950's:
"There once was a gal named Lil
Who took an atomic pill.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And her tits ended up in Brazil."
OH-kay. That, plus a Google search, gives me 4 out of 5 lines:
There once was a whore in Peru
who one day had nothing to do
so she sat on the stairs
counting cunt hairs
[And WHAT is the last line, say you?]
Well, not into one line, but one limerick:
A photographer working in Dallas,
was assigned to a singer named Alice--
Cooper, that is--
and while taking a whiz
was amazed to see Alice's phallus.
That's actually funnier when it scans:There once was a man from De Gaulle..
That wore a newspaper suit to the ball..
Well his clothes caught on fire..
And burned his entire...
Sporting section and ALL..
There was a girl from Verdun
Who lived on piss, vomit and cum
And when she couldn't get these
She lived off the cheese
That she scraped from her cunt with her thumb