Dirty Penis

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  1. dickdude123

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    As the thread name says, i have a dirty penis. I guess i got it from playing with myself as a kid and not washing my hands before. I can see the original color at the base of my penis and the "body" is a light brown that which i can only assume is dirt. I've been washing it with soap and water and pulling the foreskin away from the head, but its not working. My worst nightmare is for a girl to go down there and then refuse to do anything with me because of it being dirty. This is a very embarrassing thing for me to talk about and i want to resolve this issue as fast as I can. Please Help!!!!
     
  2. conchis

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    a dark pigmentation is not 'dirt'. it's your color
     
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    YOU'RE BACK!!! Are you lisasdong, btrell, cricketsliar, wingnut84, Cyrus, or "other?"
     
  4. dickdude123

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    hahahhahaha no this is the first post ive ever made here. And to conchis, it looks like my penis is caked with dirt and is kind of blochy. I mean i hope that you are right but i just want to make sure that we are clear on what it looks like
     
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    oops i meant tosay splotchy
     
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    What is with this troll? Surely, surely, surely, he can be pre-banned and save us all time.
     
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    Hey dickdude, what's a lesbian? Have you stolen any pigs lately?
     
  8. simcha

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    Dude, I hear that if you use Clorox brand bleach that you're penis will lose that "dirty" look. Give it a try, why don't you?
     
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    tisk tisk, should've been circumcised
     
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