Dirty Santa joke

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  1. BulgingMember

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    My friends and I where having Christmas dinner and after we put the kids to bed were chatting and being silly. We just finished doing the santa thing for the kids and somehow we got talking about how gets down the chimney(we had been drinking a little lol) and she asked:

    "Does Santa go down the chimney first or send his bag down first."

    Without thinking I said, "He hangs his bag low down the chimney and then sits on it."

    Her mind went to the gutter and she asked me "Does your bag hang low and you sit on it and it gets red and big. Maybe thats why his is so red and big...he accidently sits on it"
     
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    What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

    Santa stopped at three "HO's."
     
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    You may have heard this before...but I like it:

    Why was Ms. Claus grumpy all the time.

    Santa only "comes" once a year.
     
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    ... and then it's down the chimney.
     
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    That's what Santa gets for hiring all those attractive female elves and letting him test their latest, uh, "toys"

    Well, you know, one way or the other, Santa "comes" down the chimney.
    That's why you always have that funky smell near the flume on christmas day.
     
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