Dirty Talk that went too Far

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Have you ever fooled around with someone and had someone ever say something that took you out of the moment, made you laugh, or grossed you out? If so, please share.

My story is from a couple months ago, my BF and I were fooling around and one of the positions we do is with me on my back on the bead with my head hanging off the corner so he can fuck my throat. While he was thrusting there were the usual grunts and moans. All of a sudden he started talking dirty and I got rock hard; it was obvious from his vantage point so he would push harder down my throat. Just as i thought i couldn't take it anymore that's when he said "I want to give you black eyes with my balls." It made me laugh and I coughed up spit for a good 5min before we could continue. My BF has enormous balls and I'm sure if it were possible he would indeed bruise my face with those slapping against me. But the thought of it took me away from what was going on.
 

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About the funniest thing I can remember is with an X of mine. I kept telling him that I was going to fuck him good when we got home and I was fucking him really good with his back on the kitchen table and me standing up and he kept saying fuck me harder, oh man, harder, harder, harder....we both felt the legs of the table getting a bit shaky but never thought it would collapse. We were wrong. But what's really funny too is we both laughed our asses off and got back to business, him still on the table, on the floor instead. A funny memory of him for me.
 

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If I hit my wife's cervix she says it feels like my dick is coming thru her back, so I usually have to take it easy while on top or I get evicted.

So one day I was on top building up a nice rhythm and ended up going too deep. She froze, gave me the look of death and said "What the fuck did you just say?!".

Apparently I said "Hiiihhhhaaaa!" as I hit her cervix, I thought I was just thinking it...

I was on restriction after that.