Dirty things that can only be said on Thanksgiving...

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  1. Principessa

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    Dirty things that can only be said on Thanksgiving...


    01. Talk about a huge breasts

    02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

    03. It's Cool Whip time

    04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst

    05. That's one terrific spread

    06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat

    07. Are you ready for seconds yet

    08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it

    09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some

    10. Don't play with your meat

    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that

    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
     
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    Spread your gravy all over that meat. :biggrin:
     
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    LOL.....:smile:
     
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    Eat me! Stuff me! Give me a big piece. Your pie is delicious.
     
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    I guess you will all be stuffing your birds tonight.
     
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