Dirty things that can only be said on Thanksgiving... 01. Talk about a huge breasts 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist 03. It's Cool Whip time 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst 05. That's one terrific spread 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat 07. Are you ready for seconds yet 08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some 10. Don't play with your meat 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!